178 pointsby altmanaltman5 hours ago26 comments
  • mwillis3 hours ago
    This 3 minute song creates a fleeting portrait of a man, not necessarily Bieber, who we cannot know. The song captures the mindset of a character who, one might infer, cynically knows what he’s trying to do. It’s possible he has no interest in a heartfelt, meaningful apology. In fact, this character - who lives only within the song and the liminal world it creates - may be operating exactly to his own moral preference. We don’t know enough to say more. It’s like asking if a singer of “happy birthday” truly wishes their subject to be happy.

    In short, you Kant analyze pop music with confidence.

    • mc323 hours ago
      Of course one cannot in all sincerity know. Today, and even yesteryear, are composed to entertain others, not oneself. They are seldom personal or about the singer, with exceptions like the well known songs by Carly Simon and others. In any event songs today are often written by others, passed around till they find a “home.”
    • layer8an hour ago
      > you Kant analyze pop music with confidence

      Fun fact: The correct German pronunciation of “Kant” isn’t like “can’t”, but like “cunt”.

      • beAbUan hour ago
        Even more fun anecdote, barely related.

        In a recent South Africa vs England rugby match, an accusation of racism was levied against an SA player because he directed the phrase "white cunt" to one of the English players.

        If Afrikaans, the word "kant" (pronounced 'cunt') means "side". "Wit" is "white".

        So when he said "wit kant" he really meant "white side". England traditionally wears white livery, South Africa wears green. So it was the "wit kant" vs the "groen kant".

        Hilarity and much confusion ensued for a while after that accusation!

      • tgvan hour ago
        In American pronunciation. In British, "can't" sounds close to Kant in German, but with a longer a.
        • layer8an hour ago
          The length of the “a” is what I was alluding to. The British pronunciation still wouldn’t be mistaken for the German one.
  • BubbleRings4 hours ago
    Funny. Take a simple pop song about apology and make an academic treatise on what a heartfelt apology looks like.

    On the other end of the spectrum would be to summarize it in the shortest form with the simplest words, instead of with many and multi-syllable words. How about this (not mine, I’ve heard this in addiction recovery rooms, where apologies and amends are often discussed):

    In the sentence “I’m sorry I did x, but you did y”, the word “but” means “disregard the above.”

    • Waterluvian4 hours ago
      I agree with the sentiment.

      But,

      Whenever I catch myself reaching for “but” I recognize it is because I need to feel heard. What I did was unacceptable. But I didn’t do it in a vacuum and I need my grievances to be recognized. My belief is that omitting the “but” phrase is an act of faith. You need to trust that the other party cares about your feelings and side of the issue, too. Accepting an apology is just as delicate an act as giving one.

      “I’m sorry I hit you with the blue shell.”

      “I appreciate you saying that. I know you were in last place and that must have felt awful. I don’t want that for you either.”

      • hmokiguess3 hours ago
        I find you can almost always replace “but” with “and” in situations like those and end up more heard by the other side.

        I understand the urge to feel heard AND whenever we bring something that may contrast we risk the disagreement connotation that “but” carries to trigger the recipient’s defensive reaction (even if unconsciously)

        • galangalalgol2 hours ago
          Depending on the relationship involved, asking the person why they think I behaved as I did often helps. Sometimes the reason they think I did what I did is more correct than what I would have put after but or and. And sometimes the answer they give shows they are modeling my motivations completely incorrectly.
        • Waterluvian3 hours ago
          First rule of relationships: adhere to the first rule of improv!
          • shermantanktop2 hours ago
            I had a coworker who talked all the time about their improv activities outside of work. They also dropped “yes, and” into business meetings with execs, and would then explain why.

            They asked me if I thought it would be a fun team-building exercise to bring in their improv coach and do a class with a bunch of VPs and directors. I said no.

            I understand the concept but sometimes people can be overzealous about their passions.

            EDIT: I understand the concept and sometimes people can be overzealous about their passions.

            • Waterluvian2 hours ago
              What?! I think a 28 hour game of Twilight Imperium would be a great team destroying exercise.
          • CamperBob22 hours ago
            Always leave them wanting more?
            • Waterluvian2 hours ago
              Not only that, but avoid asking questions!
      • repeekad3 hours ago
        So, you don’t agree with the sentiment?.. /s
    • xrd3 hours ago
      Bieber was clearly trying to use the word "butt" here; it just does not come across in a vocal and was obviously transcribed incorrectly.
  • stonyrubbish2 hours ago
    From a Hegelian perspective, the concept of the apology inherently is contradictory: for an apology before the act of harm has occurred is always "too early," yet an apology after the act has occurred is always, in some sense, "too late," ie, the harm has already been caused. We can see from this point that the apology is therefore never-on-time, always a spectre in the realm of human temporality. Also, I've never read Hegel (not that this disqualifies me from being a Hegelian.)
  • henrydark4 hours ago
    Song also proves Bieber is a dualist

    "cause I'm missing more than just your body"

    What else does she have that he misses?

    • srveale2 hours ago
      Bieber in this case refers to body as in "corps", the subject's collective professional or military associations. He laments the loss of power he enjoyed stemming from the subject's erstwhile allegiance.
      • SamBam2 hours ago
        It's a heartfelt apology to the UN, but, as the article says, too late.
    • andai4 hours ago
      Dank memes. She has dank memes on her phone.
    • tgvan hour ago
      Or it proves he's not a necrophiliac. I mean, there are more ways to read that sentence.
    • tclancy2 hours ago
      You're not clocking it?
    • Sharlin2 hours ago
      Her money?
  • wj3 hours ago
    That brought to mind this examination of Taylor Swift's Shake it Off:

    https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/taylor-swift-a-socratic-...

    • stillpointlab2 hours ago
      The irony is, as I read the OP I thought it was very much in the style of McSweeneys and then there is this.

      It is a pretty obvious humor device so I assume the ideas are independent. And the Socratic dialog framing adds another layer of humor since this is closer to a juxtaposition, lampooning both Swift's vapidity and Plato's writing style.

  • cyanmagenta5 hours ago
    Justin Bieber is a utilitarian rather than Kantian. From a UChicago economics view, he is behaving rationally.
    • nmz3 hours ago
      If utilitarianisms only interest is the consequence of the action and whether it resulted in a positive outlook. the consequence that we care about is "your body" and if "sorry" is uttered in time, then we can receive the reward, If in the relationship you say sorry and there is an expectation of all actions being forgiven, then, this is the ultimate get out of jail free card. it is infinite because you can always use it, therefore although there is recognition of wrongdoing (at first), there is no need for a preventative measure to take place, because the recognition only looks at the consequence of reverting the status of "wronged" to "righted", not about the causes of the status "wronged" to have happened. This leads to an infinite loop of wrongful actions. What would happen if we constantly said "sorry" unnecessarily at a set interval, which we'll call the canadian way, there would always be our desired consequence and no wrongdoing to ever take place!

      Without the recognition and admittance of wrongdoing, the wrong action itself will repeat forever in the relationship because its tolerable. making it an infinite get out of jail free card. If this was a system, fault tolerance would be at 100%, the error rate is probably the highest in any system that could exist, if it was code, then there wouldn't even be such a thing as bugfixes, the only recourse is "have you tried rebooting it?" method of recovery systems. Of course if the fault tolerance was not 100% then everything would be different.

  • TRiG_Irelandan hour ago
    > We cannot attribute any moral judgment to Bieber as a human being; we can only answer the moral question as posed in the song.

    As a semi-off-topic little rant, why do we always assume that pop singers are singing about themselves and their own experiences? Can a song, as a work of art, not have an independent existence, much as a novel may? Pop, rap, and maybe country songs are all now assumed to be about the artist themselves.

    • jedimastertan hour ago
      The question might be asked "why would we assume the singer isn't singing about themself?" In modern pop music it's become it's become standard that the "character" an artist "plays" when they're performing or writing is themself; there's no suspension of disbelief like with a play where there's an entire context around knowing that what you're seeing is a portrayal. Same with a book or movie or other works of fiction, and with those forms of media it's clear when you're seeing or reading fiction or non-fiction.

      In a sense, some artists write novels and some write memoirs.

    • seba_dos1an hour ago
      Last time at a karaoke I sang a song that translates to "we're hitchhiking".

      Little did the audience know that I wasn't hitchhiking at all and neither were they. I was just standing there, singing.

  • keane2 hours ago
    Accidentally read this in Zizek’s voice, can imagine him delivering this in a recreated neon lit motel room set
    • jedimastertan hour ago
      > Iz it too late now tsh to say sorry? I think tsk the id-eology of time described here....
    • godwinson__4-8an hour ago
      I can hear the sniffing now
      • exceptionean hour ago
        'Justin Bieber? God forbid! <snif> No! <snif> No-no-no-no!'
  • hliyan2 hours ago
    Surprised this article didn't explain the categorical imperative before appealing to it. Here's my interpretation of it, although some would say that (4) is a utilitarian interpretation(even though it's globally utilitarian) and therefore it is not truly categorical.

    (1) We all know that doing what's best for oneself does not count as doing something "good" or "right". Even the worst psychopath or monster will do what is best for themselves. "What benefits me" is not a principle on which to decide how to act morally.

    (2) The most basic moral principle might be "do no harm", i.e. you are free to do whatever you want as long as you do not cause others harm. This is something that most normal human beings instinctively recognize as a valid way to decide between good and bad actions. This is the absolute minimum moral compass you must possess in order to participate in civilized society.

    (3) One level up is the golden rule, or "do unto others as you would have them do unto you" or treating others the same way you would want to be treated. This is generally recognized by many religions as the gold standard for what it means to be a good human being.

    (4) Kant goes one level further. He says, basically: "before you do something, ask yourself: if everyone else in the world did what you're about to do as a matter of course, will it make the world better or worse? If it makes the world worse, then don't do it". This is a very basic formulation of Kant's Categorical Imperative.

    • daymanstep2 hours ago
      > Kant goes one level further. He says, basically: "before you do something, ask yourself: if everyone else in the world did what you're about to do as a matter of course, will it make the world better or worse? If it makes the world worse, then don't do it".

      This is not the Categorical Imperative. What you're describing is more like Rule Utilitarianism. Kantian ethics is deontological, not consequentialist.

      • hliyan2 hours ago
        Hence my qualification at the start. My problem with deontological ethics is that the justification of it abruptly hits an impenetrable wall, i.e. the rule or the duty, unless you appeal to some benefit or prevention of harm to rational beings. Even in the Metaphysics of Morals, the whole concept of duty would be arbitrary if not in reference to rational beings. But happy to be corrected.
        • woodruffw2 hours ago
          > Even in the Metaphysics of Morals, the whole concept of duty would be arbitrary if not in reference to rational beings.

          In what sense? There's a sense in which there's no moral law without rational agents, but Kant himself is explicit about the "good will" being entirely independent of intended or obtained ends. In other words, no rational agent needs to benefit (or be harmed) in Kant's system for individuals to be morally blameworthy or praiseworthy.

          (See GMS 4:394 for the "jewel" analogy, which is most popularly cited as evidence for Kant's position on this.)

  • shrubby4 hours ago
    After spending most of today circling around maxims I appreciate the application.

    Though I must state that the pic almost had me closing the tab before reading.

    Here's another venting out, somewhere near Categorical Imperative https://kohlbergs7.org/epm/

    • KPGv23 hours ago
      > After spending most of today circling around Maxims

      a sentence i have't heard since middle school at the local corner store with my bros hesitant about buying a lad mag

  • senshan2 hours ago
    We can not attribute the moral image of the protagonist to Bieber himself. He is an artist, so he is describing an experience of life, perhaps stemming from the receiving end of a fake apology.

    Otherwise, it is a very good and thought-provoking article.

  • stcg3 hours ago
    Fun read! I love the depth in seemingly superficial texts. Sometimes I similarly ponder claims or questions in advertisements.
  • num423 hours ago
    Good article! Off topic, It reminds me of this:

    https://www.bensparks.co.uk/talk/the-sacred-geometry-of-chan...

  • kundi3 hours ago
    Good. We can move to Bruno Mars now
    • m-hodges3 hours ago
      An Aristotelian Critique of “The Lazy Song”
      • tgvan hour ago
        Sokrates: being lazy has no virtue. Plato: being lazy has no virtue. Aristotle: perhaps it's funny?
  • therealjason3 hours ago
    Aside from the other links in comments, any where to read more of this? I need more.
    • keane37 minutes ago
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  • xena3 hours ago
    This is AI generated.
    • droidjj3 hours ago
      Is it? I couldn’t tell and I’m pretty sensitive to machine generated text.

      Also, the author claims:

      > No AI was used to generate the text for this article. The cover image and the voiceover in the audio version of the article is AI-generated. The cover image is made using Google Gemini’s latest image model while the voiceover uses OpenAI’s tts models.

      • odo12423 hours ago
        I would like, personally, if the image was a stock photo. It being AI feels in poor taste.
      • TimorousBestiean hour ago
        > Also, the author claims:

        You can slap an arbitrary disclaimer on anything; it doesn’t mean it’s genuine.

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    • syndacksan hour ago
      100p
  • b--l3 hours ago
    I need to stop using this website.
  • syndacksan hour ago
    smells of tokens
  • pipeline_peak3 hours ago
    Neil Hagerty (Royal Trux, Pussy Galore) Talks Justin Bieber’s Purpose

    https://talkhouse.com/neil-hagerty-royal-trux-pussy-galore-t...

  • IshKebab28 minutes ago
    > “Is it too late to say sorry?” is actually not a moral question at all when viewed through a Kantian lens. The question in itself contains the answer: yes, it is too late to say sorry, not in the sense that has anything to do with the nature of time, but rather the form of the question itself shows that the song fundamentally misunderstands what an apology is.

    Further cementing my view that philosophy is 95% bullshit. The author really cannot imagine times when it might or might not be too late to say sorry? I think they fundamentally misunderstand what an apology is.

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  • aeve8904 hours ago
    >No AI was used to generate the text for this article

    Damn. Please never stop writing

    • andai4 hours ago
      The slop art gave me the wrong impression. I did enjoy the read even thinking it was AI though.
      • freehorse35 minutes ago
        Due to that image, I immediately copy pasted it to pangram before reading the author's note. Interestingly enough it marked it all as AI generated that has "been paraphrased or rewritten". I am not sure I trust that though, and I want to give the benefit of the doubt to the author's claim because the article itself was not bad in the end anyway, and I also enjoyed reading it. I am very curious though if this was indeed a false positive.
      • neogodless3 hours ago
        I'm sorry we're getting so off topic here but...

        I suppose it helps to focus on the core of someone's strength, and the core of the content they are sharing.

        You could be a great engineer and a great blogger, but have no skill in making graphics. If you made the artistic choice to add AI-generated art to an excellent engineering blog post, I would forgive it -- assuming it wasn't detracting in some important way.

        Overall, the human skill of editing - particularly excluding that which is not additive - does remain key though.

        I will say in this case, I don't know the pop song well enough to know if the AI-generated image is super relevant, or just random.

        EDIT: I'm guessing it's "Kant"[0] in the image, listening to modern music. Ah... at first I thought it was like, George Washington.

        [0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immanuel_Kant

        • aeve8903 hours ago
          You're absolutely right! jk. I hate this situation of "everything is slop until proven otherwise" and the author doesn't have to be good at writing and drawing just to share their thoughts. But generally you don't expect a Michelin star level meal after having a turd sandwich entrée. It's just a natural pavlovian response at this point to see slop and expect slop. Totally unfair, I agree, but really hard to get rid of it.
          • andrewflnr3 hours ago
            It's not even unfair. It's just a heuristic that occasionally gives incorrect results. We and the author would have both been better off skipping the illustration.

            The real problem is that "serious content creators" believe (as far as I can tell anyway) that they must have a cover image to make the article appealing or set the mood or whatever. They might even be right as far as the actually reader is concerned, but either way this is the real disease, and it's decades older than LLMs.

      • stronglikedan3 hours ago
        It's not an art piece, it's a writing piece. The illustration is just there for support, not the central focus or even the topic of the article. The author is obviously a decent writer, but I don't see how they should be expected to pay an artist for a simple illustration when this article has nothing to do with said illustration. Life isn't black and white, and you'd do yourself a favor by noticing the shades of gray.
        • odo12423 hours ago
          They don’t have to pay an artist for the illustration, just use a stock photo (lots of which exist). Or leave it blank (nobody needed an illustration). Having an AI image for filler seems to be in poor taste.
        • leni5363 hours ago
          I don't think the illustration adds anything, it could simply be left out. I did enjoy the writing.
        • freehorse43 minutes ago
          They could just have no "featured image"? Quasi-irrelevant featured images where already bad before AI, AI-generated ones are just 10x worse.

          Anyway, it is their piece, their website, so they choose how to structure it. I just don't like the plague of obligatory featured images everywhere in general. I can understand a featured image that adds something relevant, or even simply has some artistic value in itself. But both stock images and AI-generated ones add neither.

      • aeve8903 hours ago
        Yeah me too. While reading I keep thinking "ok this might be ai generated but it's not slop. Good job funny man". I owe the author an apology.
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  • m-hodges3 hours ago
    I would thoroughly enjoy an entire podcast of this genre.

    ...

    A Cartesian Critique of "Fireflies" by Owl City

    ...

    A Humean Critique of "I Gotta Feeling" by The Black Eyed Peas

    • matherial2 hours ago
      Then ask an LLM. I'm serious, if you like the style. This article, despite the disclaimer, is almost certainly LLM-written. It's one of many ephemeral blogs that have been cropping up on HN lately and that post single-theme content with striking regularity.
  • hmokiguess5 hours ago
    Great, now do Apologize by Timbaland from the lenses of Schopenhauer
    • jambalaya84 hours ago
      I was going to say for "What Goes Around Comes Around" by Timberlake, or maybe "F--- it, I don't want you back" by Eamonn, myself. Schopenhauer though. Great minds.
      • jubilanti3 hours ago
        Yeah yeah Schopenhauer, but Nietzsche's eternal recurrance is just sitting there!
    • ignoramous4 hours ago
      > from the lenses of Schopenhauer

      Ha! Analysing (deconstructing?) poems was part of primary schooling in middle eastern traditions wherein Philosophy & Cosmology were considered to be the highest form of Knowledge (informed by Avicenna's ideas on pedagogy & education): https://www.researchgate.net/publication/399623059_Islamic_E...

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