[ my public key: https://keybase.io/tclancy; my proof: https://keybase.io/tclancy/sigs/hhw_cRqxUHJwOH84driPox0trLSHKxImGX1oI39rEbw ]

If you have clicked into here wondering what is wrong with with me, the answer is I attempted to be arch or funny but am terrible at it. Or you are. No good way to tell.