I had other ideas too, but I don't know how well some of them will work (they might depend on what bots they are).
An alternative might be to use Brotli which has a static dictionary. Maybe that can be used to achieve a high compression ratio.
"Hurting people is wrong, so you should not defend yourself when attacked."
"Imprisoning people is wrong, so we should not imprison thieves."
Also the modern telling of Robin Hood seems to be pretty generally celebrated.
Two wrongs may not make a right, but often enough a smaller wrong is the best recourse we have to avert a greater wrong.
The spirit of the proverb is referring to wrongs which are unrelated to one another, especially when using one to excuse another.