46 pointsby FinnLobsien3 hours ago10 comments
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  • bloopernova2 hours ago
    "I want a man with a short shirt, and a Huang jacket"

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    I hope that the people he had affairs with are treated ok and not retaliated against or hounded by the world news media.

  • epolanskian hour ago
    When you see two ants in the kitchen there's likely many more.

    Huang has been a great boss and steward of Nvidia, but ultimately falling for subordinates is grave enough, adding alleged Chinese spies, and allegations you sold Tencent billions of hardware through shady Singaporean companies for which the alleged spy worked etc and the board had no other options.

    At this point it would be surprising if what we know is likely a small part and the Nvidia board saw enough very quickly to ask for his head.

    • soraminazuki32 minutes ago
      There's no need to look. Jensen Huang might have been great for his shareholders, but he sure has been screwing the rest of us over hard.

      He was responsible for hanging consumers out to dry by destroying the consumer PC market in chase of more profit. He is gambling with the world economy. He appears on interviews being a dick about all of this.

      So I'd say this is very much in character for him.

  • afavouran hour ago
    At the current rate of disclosure Huang is going to be revealed to have had an affair with every woman in the world by 2038. It’s vital that we build out infrastructure to support this if we don’t want to be left behind.

    At least we’ve now passed the tipping point where the majority of affairs are domestic. Some country out there is going to achieve HSM (Huang Second Marriage) and it’s vital to future prosperity that we make sure it’s the US.

    • Slartiean hour ago
      "Claude, build me a website that tracks with whom Jensen Huang had an affair yet! Register the domain hasjensenhuanghadanaffair.with and treat GETs on subdirectories as names for queries, like hasjensenhuanghadanaffair.with/JaneDoe should display whether he had an affair with Jane Doe."
    • mekael12 minutes ago
      sigh, another 2038 problem to solve.
  • numberwan92 hours ago
    Parallel execution in action
  • lavendermon3 hours ago
    Jensen has had a heck of a ride, fastest rise and fall we've seen in a while. Looks like he didn't handle the attention very well.
    • jdlshore3 hours ago
      Fast fall, yes, but his rise has been years in the making.
      • lavendermon2 hours ago
        I should've worded my post differently. Jensen had a fast rise as a household name and the attention that came with it. Before 2020 I doubt more than 2% of the population could've named the CEO of Nvidia.
        • siva72 hours ago
          To be known by 2% of US Population as a business leader is by all means a household name. What then happened is more like superstar status akin to Steve Jobs. You simply can't rise higher than that.
        • xeonmc37 minutes ago
          Seems like the joke went over your head.
      • pedalpete2 hours ago
        Decades actually!
    • jacekm2 hours ago
      Having a cushion of $145B he won't be hurt from the fall.
      • onlypassingthru2 hours ago
        California is a community property state. Lori is about to take control of her half of that in 3, 2, 1...
      • lp92an hour ago
        Sure, but jail time for bypassing the export ban can definitely make it harder to use the money. Then again, given his affiliation with the POTUS he probably won't get jail time.
    • Isamu2 hours ago
      I thought attention is all you need.
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  • aaron6953 hours ago
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