95 pointsby jbredeche4 hours ago22 comments
  • xianshou4 hours ago
    If you find two ants in the kitchen, there are more than two ants in the kitchen.
    • fritzo3 hours ago
      If the ant in your kitchen IPOs the same day you are evicted from your kitchen, the spies in your kitchen are not Chinese.
      • thehamkercat3 hours ago
        ANThropic IPO pun? in this economy?
        • rvz2 hours ago
          Can't spell Anthropic without IPO.
    • bayarearefugee4 hours ago
      > If you find two ants in the kitchen, there are more than two ants in the kitchen.

      And Jensen Huang may have had an improper relationship with at least one of them.

    • jombib3 hours ago
      listening to the verge?
  • legitster2 hours ago
    There is an obvious pattern for these high level executive roles. They are all workaholics, they are not particularly loyal, they all have loose moral compasses, they don't have any clear line between work and their personal life, and they treat relationships like business arrangements.

    This feels so common that I would not even be quick to assume this is some sort of unknown betrayal to his family. One of the revelations about the Gates' lives was that Bill's promiscuity was apparently baked into their marriage agreement. At this level, your marriage might just be like a fixed mailing address for someone who has multiple homes.

    Not to excuse this in any way. But these are the personalities of medieval lords and kings.

  • filipdobro4 hours ago
    This seems like a coordinated hit, slowly releasing more and more information. What's really going on?
    • nashashmi4 hours ago
      One affair always brings up other affairs out of the closet. Same rule goes for harassment and abuse claims.

      That’s what is going on.

    • minimaxir4 hours ago
      The better metaphor is "where there's smoke, there's fire."

      Three different news orgs have reported the different affairs.

      • austin-cheney4 hours ago
        Yes, one investigation begets others. Also, high profile witnesses come forward voluntarily once the screen is lifted on any unrelated investigation, but not typically before.
      • fritzo3 hours ago
        "where someone benefits from the fire, there's arson"
        • zamadatix2 hours ago
          Here it seems the dude was just lobbling molotov cocktails at his own house until people started to notice. The conspiracy, if there is one, is what other folks who knew beforehand got out of him before it was made public, not why everyone is now pointing out shit is on fire for him.
    • afavour4 hours ago
      This happens all the time with news stories and doesn't require conspiracy theories. Once an initial story breaks, other journalists investigate (if they weren't already). No doubt Nvidia started investigating internally and employees will have leaked the findings.

      There isn't really even any point in this third story from the point of view of any "coordinated attack". He's already resigned.

      • RussianBot95802 hours ago
        Of course not. The board is finding out all these things on the same timeline we are. They are surprised like Pikachu.
    • uptrails3 hours ago
      Are you serious? He had multiple affairs is what's going on. Including one with a spy. And people who wouldn't be believed before are now coming forward.

      There's probably some mildly interesting risk-balancing that happened behind the scenes because the intel community apparently knew mid-2026 and only spilled the beans now, but this is entirely of Jensen's own doing. He confessed.

      He clearly is a top performer, though, managing four-plus relationships is a big job.

    • darth_avocado4 hours ago
      Correlation isn’t causation always. Once there’s a scandal, more people start digging, and the more they dig, the more they find. The news cycle continues rewarding more information, so you keep getting more.
    • rvz4 hours ago
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      • anticorporate4 hours ago
        • rvz3 hours ago
          Posting that link is truly pointless.

          You understand that the AI labs in the US have taken a lot of money from thousands of investors. They don't benefit whatsoever in losing their investment to powerful open weight AI models that undermine closed weight ones especially chinese AI models that are rapidly catching up to them.

          Nvidia was investing the open weight model ecosystem after realizing that the AI labs were moving off of their GPUs and using in-house chips. Jensen made sure that some Chinese AI labs were getting Nvidia GPUs in order to slow them down in relying or building their domestic ones.

          Why would someone who invested a lot of money into any of the >1TN+ AI labs accept the risk of a chinese AI lab undermining them in their future IPO plans?

        • ls6123 hours ago
          As I’m sure you know it can be both true that Jensen was getting side pieces like it was going out of style, and also be true that this is a coordinated hit. Note that the media for instance isn’t racing to investigate the strange sex lives of Anthropic senior leadership.
          • ceejayoz3 hours ago
            > Note that the media for instance isn’t racing to investigate the strange sex lives of Anthropic senior leadership.

            Thus far, there's no evidence Anthropic was knowingly violating sanctions on China, nor did they donate $25M to the Trump ballroom project while doing so.

            • ls6122 hours ago
              So you admit that it had nothing to do with the sex and everything to do with Nvidia’s politics in the AI space. Good.
              • ceejayoz2 hours ago
                Yes, it's the illegal stuff (bribes and sanction busting), not the legal stuff (consensual, of-age sex), that's getting him booted. I am very prepared to admit that.

                (Plus presumably lying to the board about all this as it started to break.)

                • ls612an hour ago
                  From what I had read the sanctions-busting type stuff was really "lobbying the administration to not do anything about it from a regulatory perspective" which is different from just ignoring the law like the talking points claim.

                  I'm fine with the idea of not selling chips to China, but this is being used as the catalyst to embed government-controlled kill switches in all advanced chips under the guise preventing chip smuggling to China. Read up on the Chip Security Act sometime. Most on HN would find such a policy on its face abhorent, but those like you will cheer it on now because of the partisan affiliation of specific actors in this story.

                  • ceejayozan hour ago
                    https://www.wsj.com/business/earnings/nvidias-disappearing-s...

                    > As recently as the summer of last year, Singapore was officially one of Nvidia’s biggest markets, generating 22% of the chip maker’s revenue. Then, practically overnight, it disappeared from the company’s financial disclosures.

                    > The timeline indicates that Nvidia altered its methodology for reporting the geographic breakdown of its revenue shortly after placing Megaspeed International on an internal block list. It isn’t clear if the two are related, but the shift had the effect of removing visibility into Nvidia’s sales tied to Singapore. That is the home to Megaspeed, the cloud-computing company embroiled in a sex-and-espionage scandal that has engulfed Nvidia and its chief executive.

                    Sure, sure. Totally on the up-and-up.

                    • ls61234 minutes ago
                      I'm not sure what the point here is? Parts of the government wanted to blacklist Megaspeed, Nvidia apparently first intervened with Lutnick to block this, and then decided to block them internally instead for some reason. The change in revenue disclosure was almost certainly to avoid further complaints about export controls but they never actually violated a control that actually went into place? Worst case for them legally is that they broke their own internal block on selling chips to Megaspeed.
                      • ceejayoz30 minutes ago
                        Do you think NVIDIA really thought 20%+ of their market share going to Singapore wasn't something odd going on? Where are you going to put that many datacenters there?

                        They made out like bandits looking the other way.

          • mrguyorama3 hours ago
            It can also be true that this is the exact pattern you see with powerful men.

            Because, the powerful men can hide things for a long time, right up until they are no longer powerful.

            That's like the entire point of #MeToo. Women are very upset with how much known misbehavior was going on that was kept hush because the men involved were in positions of power, and people preferred keeping that power structure stable over literally putting people doing sex crimes to justice.

            What you are seeing is that when women feel like they will be listened to when they come out with a story like this, they will.

            That, and there's also the simple effect of "A rich person is suddenly getting dragged through the media, perfect time to share your own gossip if you have some"

            You can't blame this on a conspiracy when such simple incentives will cause the same phenomenon, and we have ample examples of exactly that happening.

            • ls612an hour ago
              So why isn’t that incentive leading to reporters talking about the unusual sex lives of powerful men at Anthropic? It isn’t so much a conspiracy as it is the the Rubio hawk faction eliminating one of their more potent foes.
      • georgemcbay3 hours ago
        > This is the worst case of a classic blackmail operation against Jensen and it is highly co-ordinated with major news outlets like the NYT, WSJ, The Economist and FT.

        Jensen was already being blackmailed by the Trump administration for the past year, which Trump all but admits openly here:

        https://youtu.be/m2aC8lAOQbg?si=rqqSliGdLF4_Q663&t=1460

        @24:20 if the link doesn't maintain the timestamp on your platform.

        He doesn't name Jensen, but in hindsight with everything that has come out (including information on the timing of the Rubio memo) he is obviously talking about him and threatening him with jail to become a yes-man, and Jensen complied.

        So IMO the real question isn't who was blackmailing Jensen (we know that), the question is: when he was already complying with blackmail for a year, who decided to burn him as an asset? Did it come from the people who were blackmailing him, or an external source? And who gains/loses by the loss of leverage they already had on him?

    • breakwaterlabs4 hours ago
      > What's really going on?

      A lesson, apparently, for everyone asking "what the big deal is".

      If ever you wanted to understand the meaning of the word "liability", here it is.

      "Coordinated hits", as you put it, have as their prerequisite the creation of a "liability".

    • dofm4 hours ago
      Journalism plus circumstances loosening tongues and reducing the downside of being truthful.

      As the British police are fond of saying in cold case appeals: allegiances shift.

    • Betelbuddy4 hours ago
      Dont mess up with the intelligence community. He should have talked more to Jack Ma.
    • drewbeck2 hours ago
      It's weird, right? You see the same thing in police investigations. Oh, they know some things early, then, later, release more information? We're not that dumb.

      When a real scandal happens, everything we know or will ever know gets dropped all at once. Anything else and you know someone is pulling the strings. The question is who? My money is on the arrow of time.

    • sandworm1013 hours ago
      >> What's really going on?

      A shell game. This is the distraction portion. Then comes the switch, the reveal and the swipe. Watch the market indicators. Nobody buying and selling shares in a trillion-dollar company cares one iota about extramarital affairs. Something else is happening.

      • noident3 hours ago
        They might not care about affairs, but they are probably interested in the possibility that Nvidia circumvented US export controls, is being covertly influenced by China, and so on
    • iAMkenough4 hours ago
      As it turns out, Huang was a fallible human being.
      • fourside3 hours ago
        It sounds like it’s a bad idea to have a single fallible human be “the face of the AI book powering the US economy” as the NYTimes is calling Jensen.
      • Argonaut9983 hours ago
        So is Musk. So were Gates and Bezos
        • ranger_danger3 hours ago
          Almost like being a billionaire requires being a terrible person willing to take advantage of others to get ridiculously too far ahead.

          https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6688834/

          • georgemcbay3 hours ago
            > Almost like being a billionaire requires being a terrible person willing to take advantage of others to get ridiculously too far ahead.

            Turns out that taxing their wealth is an intervention.

            We need to do it if only for their own good to save them from the pressures that cause them to act increasingly antisocial.

  • pylua2 hours ago
    Is this common at the board level of major companies and uncommon to get out? Or is this really uncommon.
  • soupfordummies3 hours ago
    feel bad for his wife man, has to be rough to keep seeing this
    • bushwart3 hours ago
      I wouldn't be surprised if she's known for years, if not decades. If she wants out she always has the Melinda Gates option.
      • cwnyth2 hours ago
        I think people would be shocked to find out just how common "don't ask, don't tell" is among couples, especially among the rich, famous, and powerful. Everyone ganged up on Jada Smith until Will admitted he too sought outside "entanglements." Most couples who do this just hide it well enough, and it's only a problem when one of them is caught.

        Not all, very likely not even most, of course, do this, and it's not always truly mutual or healthy, but surprise surprise, not every couple wants strict monogamy. They just don't want society to judge them for it.

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  • 10xDev3 hours ago
    TIL: True monogamy only appears in 3-5% of mammals in the animal kingdom.
    • combobyte2 hours ago
      I'm sure his wife feels reassured by that statistic.
      • petra2 hours ago
        I'm sure she knew.
        • combobyte2 hours ago
          People keep saying this like it makes it better... If I knew my partner was a serial philanderer it wouldn't make me feel great, even if said partner was worth billions.
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          • bradlysan hour ago
            A lot of marriages are purely for superficial image. Many people also fall out of love but stay together legally for various reasons.

            Many ultra high net worth people are married purely for financial reasons. The wife gets whatever she wants but now they don't need to worry about losing control of their company, etc.

            This is to say nothing of the biological differences either. Menopause hits some women extremely hard and libido is completely gone. Rather than divorce or mutually suffer, they open up the marriage.

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  • misiti37803 hours ago
    I would if he went to bed everything realizing this is how it could all end?
    • happytoexplain3 hours ago
      Is it so bad? He founded one of history's most successful companies in one of the most exciting sectors on the planet and ran it for 33 years. He's 63.

      The only thing that would actually be bad is if his wife left him, which we don't know is happening yet. Some women accept the "risk" (to put it tastelessly) of marrying a hundred-billionaire, and stick it out.

      • reorder96953 hours ago
        Depends on what he values, I don't think I'd be any happier with 150bn than maybe 100m, they're both large enough that I couldn't possibly see myself spending it. Not with this specific case, but I often see people saying/implying people must be happy because they're rich/founded a successful company/achieved something great/<insert desirable thing here>.

        I guess people often think the things they imagine making themselves happy would make someone else who has that happy, and I just don't think that's the case that often. I don't think money buys happiness after a point, a certain amount gets rid of a lot of discomfort and stress and brings relief and security, a bit more can buy some happiness, after that it's just number go up.

        • argee3 hours ago
          Exactly, a lot of people (especially those who have plenty of material wealth) focus much more on legacy. Here we're watching Jensen's legacy turn into that of an incompetent and possibly a traitor, on top of being morally bankrupt. That can't feel good. It will color everything he has ever said or done, I'm sure you can find plenty of his quotes that will now seem ridiculous.

          https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/jensen-huang-quotes

          • happytoexplain3 hours ago
            Despite not being a full subscriber to the "death of the author" concept, I do think we tend to ironically lean a little too petty/unrelated in our criticisms of big names when we discover their sexual sins, and I think this is an example of that. Yes, I'm sure you could find some quotes in there that are hypocritical given his sexual conduct, but I can't find one on an initial review. I think sometimes this can kind of harm the legitimate criticism by association.

            I say this as somebody who has never had any admiration for this guy (not because of a specific grievance, but because I don't follow tech leadership and am generally pessimistic about them).

            • argee3 hours ago
              You're 1) projecting that it is my opinion, and not my estimation of public opinion; and 2) seemingly unfamiliar with how most people think - "we" do not lean toward anything but laziness, and this is how lazy thought works.

              That being said his early life is crazy enough that a movie could save him. Lazy thinking is fickle, after all.

        • petra2 hours ago
          He's an engineer. He spent his life building engineering marvels, and creating tools to help others build engineering marvels.

          He's also spent his life building a large, very influential company.

          Could it be that those are the things he values?

        • happytoexplain3 hours ago
          For sure, he's probably deeply unhappy about his legacy. I just mean "this is how it could all end" implies something a little more dramatic than that. While money doesn't buy happiness after a certain amount, it does buy the satisfaction of supporting your future generations. And that's not even to mention what he built.
      • watwut2 hours ago
        > The only thing that would actually be bad

        Would be investigation ending in jail time.

  • Betelbuddy4 hours ago
    That is it...I am buying a leather jacket!
    • flowerlad4 hours ago
      You also need employees.
      • ergocoder3 hours ago
        and revenue. don't forget the revenue.
    • greenowl4 hours ago
      Maybe aging to 60+ won't be that bad? Thank you Jensen for showing younger men there is hope.
    • mkrishnan4 hours ago
      Buy a brown one
  • debrisontrack4 hours ago
    I don't who the 3rd affair will be with, but the 4th one will be with sticks and stones
  • sys_6473820 minutes ago
    Who gives a damn who he is having an r-ship with. It's 2026.
  • minimaxir4 hours ago
    One affair is a scandal.

    Two affairs is a pattern.

    Three affairs is just funny.

    • nashashmi4 hours ago
      Bill Gates had a similar pattern
    • Betelbuddy4 hours ago
      One relationship per GPU core.
    • pndy3 hours ago
      There are memes about... running SLI <wink wink nudge nudge>

      And frankly at this point, where nothing surprises you anymore we should probably just enjoy some stupid pictures with captions

  • anotherengineer4 hours ago
    stop it!! he's already dead!!

    in all seriousness though, what is going on? everything here feels well timed and coordinated. were the powers that be just waiting for US midterms to pass? is there any relationship to the anthropic IPO? my tin foil hat is going to be working overtime these next few days

    • vizzier4 hours ago
      Plenty of benign explanations without needing tinfoil

      - The affair(s) were so badly hidden that they became obvious once one was exposed

      - High profile CEO of one of the biggest companies in the world means a lot of eyes

      - something akin to the Streisand effect keeps things in the news cycle

      • ribosometronome4 hours ago
        Yeah, hundreds of reporters suddenly being interested in the story after the initial news broke shines a lot more lights on things.
    • peter4224 hours ago
      The initial story about the spy dropped on October 29th, before the midterms.

      At that point it was probably just a matter of time until the rest came out.

    • reasonableklout2 hours ago
      I mean it’s just much more of a favorable political environment for the board to investigate Huang. And journalists know that if there’s smoke, there’s likely fire. So it seems like a pretty natural pile-on if anything.

      It is kinda weird that Jensen decided to resign so quickly though. I would’ve expected a longer investigation period involving both the board and Congress.

  • haunter4 hours ago
    Amateur. Tiger Woods had at least 9 extramarital affairs.
  • shrike3 hours ago
    I can't believe Jensen Huang popped the AI bubble with his d*ck...
  • ex-aws-dude3 hours ago
    Look, what happens between a billionaire CEO, three consenting adults, and a Singaporean shell company is a personal matter that should not concern us

    - Hacker News

    • combobyte2 hours ago
      You would do the same thing in his position!

      - Also Hacker News

      • georgemcbayan hour ago
        People love to self-report by announcing what "everyone" would do in different situations.
  • bell-cot2 hours ago
    At how many $billion of market value should a board just figure that it's a cost of doing business to hire retired spooks to keep track of the CEO's personal life, and ensure that he has a pipeline of well-paid, background-checked, NDA-signed mistresses available to divert his eyes from the employees and spies?
  • thibsrn3 hours ago
    I mean he's the boss of a GPU company, no surprise he's having affairs in parallel.
  • afavour3 hours ago
    To a certain point I don't really care about how many subordinates it ends up being (something tells me there are more), but it does make all of the grindset quotes CEOs like Huang barf up all the more laughable.

    > “I work every day. There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t work. And if I’m not working, I’m thinking about work.”

    > “I wake up at 5am, and the moment I wake up, I start working… I’m asleep probably by 9:30pm.

    https://www.startuparchive.org/p/jensen-huang-there-s-hard-w...

    A lot of people have said Nvidia are crazy to get rid of Huang, that he's a singular irreplaceable talent. What if, perhaps, he's not all he's made out to be?

    • happytoexplain3 hours ago
      His affairs are clearly reprehensible, but what does this have to do with how hard he works?
      • ceejayoz3 hours ago
        He has time for at least four romantic relationships.
        • randycupertino3 hours ago
          He's bush league compared to Elon Musk who runs 6 companies simultaneously (Tesla, SpaceX, Twitter, Neuralink, Boring, xAI) yet finds time to father at least 14 kids with at least 4 different women!
          • ceejayoz3 hours ago
            Isn't his usual relationship with those women "here's some sperm, have at it"?
      • afavour3 hours ago
        He very clearly isn't fully dedicated to his work, given his multiple affairs with his employees. Someone that was _actually_ laser focused on their company would, you know, not sleep with employees.
        • happytoexplain3 hours ago
          I think this is a weird angle. A man's unfaithfulness might very well be correlated with failures in his responsibilities as a leader, but the simple idea of working hard doesn't seem like one of them. In fact, if I may say something a little eyebrow-raising, that particular quality might even be inversely correlated...

          We can find so much to criticize without stretching.

  • rvz4 hours ago
    There are three "I"s in NVIDIA (latin)
  • dist-epoch3 hours ago
    These AI slop chinese soap-operas are so good...