If you're the Qatari royal family, you can just buy the whole white house instead, should you happen to have an extra gaudily furnished 747-800 laying around.
I wonder if I can colo my private email server under the new ballroom?
This couldn't be far from the truth. USA is not for sale, she is owned by interests that will dethrone anyone who would consider this.
What about the naming rights though?
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