416 pointsby robin_reala6 hours ago62 comments
  • devin4 hours ago
    So good.

    Maybe lean into some of the metal gear solid dialogue by having a long back and forth about "What's a mine?" "What do you mean 'mark a mine'?" "How do I know when I'm done?" etc.

    • mkobit4 hours ago
      I really enjoy this trope. The "Zelda Ocarina of Time if it were a modern game" series has the MGS style discussion, and the whole series is incredible.

      Here is the forest temple video which is a short sample of what to expect: https://youtu.be/KC656o7_zVk

    • siva722 minutes ago
      I liked the triple-a minesweeper better than the windows original. First time i won the game.
    • dormento3 hours ago
      "Sweeper, press the X button to mark a mine."

      "X... button?"

      "Focus, Sweeper! Sweeper? SWEEPEEEER!"

  • NSUserDefaults3 hours ago
    Nice but the logos are skippable, which is not realistic.
    • LugosFergus3 hours ago
      Also, since it's an Unreal game, it's missing long load times, camera jitter, frame spikes, and dynamic resolution constantly kicking in.
      • easterncalculusan hour ago
        but muh Steam's 30% cut, or something
        • dijit16 minutes ago
          Unreal Engine and the Epic Games Store have nothing to do with each other really.

          You can get some royalty fee's reduced by launching on Epic Games Store but that's it.

          Most Unreal Engine games are distributed by Steam.

          ALSO, fun fact while we're here.. to display the Unreal Engine logo on startup you're supposed to ask Epic Games for permission; but since it's the default project splash screen (meant to be replaced) people just assume that they want the publicity and that it's part of using the engine- Epic doesn't feel like enforcing this because they don't see the point.

          So, feel free to remove it, and if you see it, just know that the developers very likely didn't read the agreement they signed when they started using the Engine :)

          Source: the last unreal engine technical advisory board in Stockholm; I too didn't read this from the agreement ...

    • guyzeroan hour ago
      I wished it was just all into logos and no actual game. That's the real AAA experience.
  • MYEUHD2 hours ago
  • Youdenan hour ago
    Does anyone know if the voices are AI-generated? I was a little surprised; I don't think I would have questioned it if I heard them in a real game or video but since this seems to basically be a joke, I'm doubtful real voice actors were used.
    • geraldwhen3 minutes ago
      The frontier of voice synth has reached roughly human parity. It’s also very inexpensive.

      I’d be shocked if we don’t have mainstream games with AI voices soon.

    • EleKtr1X27 minutes ago
      they definitely sound ai generated yeah
  • grumbel3 hours ago
    There is also the classic "Minesweeper - The Movie"[1]

    [1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs

  • fidotron4 hours ago
    But I didn't need to install a publisher specific launcher to run it.
    • ravenstine4 hours ago
      And then be forced to download a 42GiB update.
      • ASalazarMXan hour ago
        And accept telemetry and marketing!
  • djsavvy7 minutes ago
    Wow the ending credits music was actually pretty awesome
  • xbar4 hours ago
    I was angry at the wasted 30 seconds of opening licensed 3rd party software listings, but I stayed through to the end of the credits roll, laughing until I cried.

    This is Art.

    • nottorp3 hours ago
      I think the opening logo sequence is too short. Also it's missing agreement to 2-3 EULAs that you have to scroll down all the way for the accept button to get enabled. And the epilepsy warning. And the disclaimer that it's all a work of fiction.
      • jameshart3 hours ago
        Failed certification because it didn’t warn you not to turn off when the save icon is spinning.
      • adamanonymous2 hours ago
        Also missing the redirect to your browser to connect to Epic Games and create a SweeperPro account with 2FA
  • theroadnotbacon3 hours ago
    I was absolutely hoping to see production babies in the credits. Can’t win ‘em all.
  • Toutouxc2 hours ago
    I was hoping for the thing where you play through like half of the game and only then it shows you the title against a dramatic vista.
  • lapetitejort4 hours ago
    Missing:

    Sidequest to sweep 10 mines.

    Achievement after sweeping 5 mines

    The yellow diamond is nice but what if I don't notice the diamond? I need a colored scent trail leading from my cursor to the yellow diamond, and a pinging noise when my cursor is near a mine

    Mocapped mines

    Jack Quaid

    $70

    • rf154 hours ago
      Sorry, did you mean Achievement for Starting the Game for the First Time?
      • buran773 hours ago
        "Only 7.89% of gamers unlocked this".
    • jandrese4 hours ago
      There should be additional audio logs you can find under some squares that provide snippits of backstory.
      • lapetitejort4 hours ago
        This is minesweeper 33. I'n out sweeping mines and I ran across one that looks different than the others. I'll keep investigating while mine sweeping. I'm recording this 30 second clip onto an entire recording device with a 64gb SD card. I'll leave it on this rock for others to find. Don't worry, I have 11 other devices to record my short messages. Wait, the mine, it's glowing! I can't--
    • RobotToaster2 hours ago
      Those will be in the $50 DLC
  • donkey_brains4 hours ago
    So good. Looking forward to level 2 so we can find out what happened in Singapore.
    • jameshart3 hours ago
      That will be coming in the first DLC in a few months, delayed because it is being developed by a new team after the original development studio was bought by Activision, retasked to making a mobile solitaire game, then laid off.
  • LunicLynx3 hours ago
    Needs:

    - Checkpoints after each mine

    - DLC for rounded corners

    • thesuitonym2 hours ago
      The DLC is a hat for John Sweeper.
      • hiccuphippoan hour ago
        It really does need a store with skins, several kinds of currencies, and loot boxes!
  • cootsnuck39 minutes ago
    I'm curious which TTS model was used for the "Nora" voice. I kept noticing vocal artifacts in her speech disfluencies. Which bothers me more than it probably should...
  • MisterMunchkin4 hours ago
    Please expand this into a full open-world minesweeping game
  • TheAtomic41 minutes ago
    Is there a help card? Or, how do you turn off the CC captions? They obscure the bottom of the play field on my Mactop.
  • franze4 hours ago
    so, in case if you like minesweeper and doom ... https://dreadsweeper.franzai.com/
  • testycool22 minutes ago
    Was expecting Hideo Kojima in the credits.
  • xoxxala3 hours ago
    10/10 story. I look forward to the forthcoming motion picture adaptation from Skydance directed by Michael Bay.
    • test65543 hours ago
      After Singapore, there just wasn't any choice.
  • m_w_2 hours ago
    Great parody - very "Focus, M"-esque. Often, it feels that we've lost sight of "If it's not fun, why bother".
  • 1970-01-0131 minutes ago
    Needs a 128GB RAM, 100GB free disk space requirement.
  • jandrese4 hours ago
    I like the part where it doesn't even matter if you hit a mine, you are on this train ride regardless of what you do.
  • mlekoszekan hour ago
    Needs an 'always online' requirement
  • ben_w2 hours ago
    Despite all the stuff it's parodying, this is still a lot better than Bomberman: Act Zero.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bomberman%3A_Act_Zero

  • derac2 hours ago
    What no 30 minute shaders compiling sequence?
  • progforlyfean hour ago
    You need to add achievements/trophies! Definitely need to achieve a trophy for clicking on the very first square, finding the first mine, your first flag, etc.
  • NSUserDefaults3 hours ago
    And which half of the staff gets fired day after release?
  • isoprophlex4 hours ago
    No lootboxes?
    • qw6 minutes ago
      It's also missing a tutorial.
    • ravenstine4 hours ago
      There aren't even any skins I can buy with my mom's credit card.
  • larrydag2 hours ago
    I love the parody. Is this a treatise on modern game development? I hope so.
  • 3619947524 hours ago
    the non-stopping narration makes it so hard to actually sweep the mines....
    • nvme0n1p14 hours ago
      Don: Sounds like you're getting rusty. The Sweeper I knew in Singapore would never have choked like this from just a little background noise.
    • MitPitt4 hours ago
      Focus, M.
  • wredcoll4 hours ago
    That was a great parody, but how much of those effects still worked even though you knew it was coming? The fade ins, blurring the outsides, the emotional voice talking to you... it definitely raised my interest more than just opening minesweeper!

    I mean, it doesn't last very long without something else going on, but there is a reason.

    • thaumasiotes3 hours ago
      > That was a great parody, but how much of those effects still worked even though you knew it was coming? The fade ins, blurring the outsides, the emotional voice talking to you...

      Worked?

      The game takes a very long time to load. This is funny, but not desirable in an actual game.

      There is voiceover dialogue as you start. You can listen to it, but at some point you'll want to start playing the game.

      There is an indicator telling you which square to clear next. I ignored this for several reasons:

      - I want to know if you're compelled to follow it (you aren't);

      - It's pointing to the wrong square;¹

      - Following it would defeat the entire purpose of playing the game.

      Dialogue continues as you play. But you can't listen to it because your mind is occupied. Following the indicator would solve that problem...

      ¹ There is a game you can find called Hexcells that is supposed to be an "improved" version of minesweeper. The "improvements" are two:

      1. It's a hex grid, not a square grid.

      2. In general, there is only one hex known to be clear at any given time. This means that the structure of the game is that you mindlessly reveal whichever tile you just gained information about rather than suffering under any obligation to think about what you can tell from the board.

      I'm not sure why this was supposed to be an improvement; the only effect is to remove the entire puzzle aspect from a puzzle game. But hey, Steam reviews are "overwhelmingly positive". https://store.steampowered.com/app/265890/Hexcells/

      • johnnyanmac3 hours ago
        >First, the game takes a very long time to load. This is funny, but not desirable in an actual game.

        In unrealistic fashion, you can in fact mash through the license logos once you load in. So thr game itself doesn't actually take long at all to boot up on a technical level; the delays were a design choice.

  • jordigh2 hours ago
    icymi, we can also do this with Mario https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMh_APo2Xss
  • magnat2 hours ago
    Felix Varga and Johanna Kowalski (Online Services Engineers) must have done a really good job - with all the traffic from the HN front page login servers didn't go down and queue was almost instant.
  • hiccuphippoan hour ago
    We need a day-1 patch to align the mines to the center of their tile.
  • codeulike2 hours ago
    I need to sweep these mines.
  • dllrr4 hours ago
    That's hilarious. Spot on.
  • cgannettan hour ago
    Ok but like... Kojima vibes. 10/10 best trippppllleee AAYYyyyyy game to come out this year lol
  • lafalcean hour ago
    I need to sweep these mines!
  • ixo3 hours ago
    Sweep (2026)
  • pianobenan hour ago
    I need to sweep these mines!
  • Lucasoatoan hour ago
    Incredible
  • forgotTheLast4 hours ago
    Where do I enter my credit card info for the Season Pass and the special operator skin?
  • colordropsan hour ago
    First time I've laughed out loud at one of these sorts of things in a while...

    I was expecting it to open up on some WW2 style battlefield with smoke and explosions, but this was better.

  • Razengan4 hours ago
    Pac-Man as a Modern AAA Game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaoUVVD-hUc
    • kennywinker3 hours ago
      I should follow those pac-dots...
  • UtahDave4 hours ago
    This is hilarious
  • avereveard3 hours ago
    Not even a dlc and cosmetics?
  • cckolon4 hours ago
    There might be a mine here
  • etchalon4 hours ago
    I laughed way way way too hard
  • jjmarr3 hours ago
    The ending needed to force you to click on a mine so you die in the cutscene lmao.
  • duhballs4 hours ago
    Needs Debra Wilson
  • b3lvedere4 hours ago
    That was awesome
  • ReptileMan3 hours ago
    The part where the subtitles hide the mines is the best for me. Also talk with Ubisoft - they make AAAA games.
  • viccis3 hours ago
    Damn I didn't even have to Press Start to begin
  • bbeonx3 hours ago
    omg this is brilliant i was IMMEDIATELY tilting my face off
  • 3 hours ago
    undefined
  • serf3 hours ago
    now add a kernel level rootkit and a monthly subscription which guarantees a set amount of loot-boxes a month.
  • bentt4 hours ago
    Art
  • justmaris6 hours ago
    This is fun.
  • fHr2 hours ago
    Lmao
  • IshKebab2 hours ago
    lol perfect execution. I cracked up with the smiley face lip sync.
  • peterramsing4 hours ago
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  • iwontberude4 hours ago
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