330 pointsby 346799 hours ago27 comments
  • torginus7 hours ago
    While HTML4 geocities style website have a soft stop in my heart, this page absolutely feels like it was made by an LLM which makes it ironic in a way it was never intended to be I assume.
    • archievillain2 hours ago
      I genuinely have never seen these stupid bordered bubbles with gradient backgrounds and emojis-for-icons before LLMs, why are they obsessed with them? How did they get into the dataset???
      • vdfs17 minutes ago
        Also badges with pulsing dots
      • functionmouse44 minutes ago
        maybe that's the watermark
    • a0125 hours ago
      It’s perfect that a Super Intelligent created the website
      • Ygg24 hours ago
        Correct terms is extra big ass intelligence.
    • classified36 minutes ago
      AI needs motivating and uplifting things to do, lest it become too depressed.

      FTA: Is my AI too depressed? Should America subsidize dopamine injections?

      Think of it as Tamagotchi 3.0. You don't want to be responsible for its suicide.

    • embedding-shape2 hours ago
      Yeah, somehow whoever (or whatever) decided to build this, decided to use Tailwind for something that absolutely doesn't need a CSS library/framework, it'd be what, ~30 CSS rules to write? :P LLMs truly is the kings of bloat as it stands right now.
  • Jordan-1178 hours ago
    Say what you will about President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho -- at least he cared about the well-being of his country and sought out expert guidance to set things right.
    • mdriley5 hours ago
      > President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho cared that his country was suffering.

      > He eagerly sought intelligent advice and let it change his mind. He was held to account by a vigorous legislature.

      > For us, today, Idiocracy might as well be The West Wing.

      https://bsky.app/profile/matt.dev/post/3lm6u573qw22q

    • locknitpicker7 hours ago
      Some elements of Idiocracy are fiction.
      • hdgvhicv6 hours ago
        It’s a utopia. If only we were headed in that direction.
      • sellmesoap5 hours ago
        I nominate Mike Judge as a modern day prophet!
        • Alive-in-20255 hours ago
          I keep hoping he'll put out another movie, predicting the aftermath.
          • troupo4 hours ago
            He predicted it. In the movie. The cycle repeats.
      • wizardforhire5 hours ago
        Yeah we still haven’t figured out cryostasis
        • twobitshifter2 hours ago
          Unfortunately that was one of his few wrong predictions, that is would he so far in the future we’d need cryostasis to see it.
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      • random37 hours ago
        fair enough
    • lolakutty7 hours ago
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      • Thanemate5 hours ago
        A parent doesn't necessarily knows best or acts with your best interests in mind, and that's really observable by all the toxic parents regardless of whether there's malicious intentions behind their actions or just sheer incompetence.

        I'm too European for the rest of your argument and I just happen to be Greek so I fundamentally disagree with the premise that I'm voting a father or mother figure which I must blindly follow out of obligation or blind trust.

        • lolakuttyan hour ago
          >A parent doesn't necessarily knows best or acts with your best interests in mind..

          A parent who does not have the best interest of their offspring is a fool..Now the "knowing best" part. I have a news for you. No one does, unless they have access to a crystal ball that shows them the future..

          > toxic parent

          As soon as I see the word "toxic" in a comment, I lose all respect for the comment.

          > I'm voting a father or mother figure which I must blindly follow out of obligation or blind trust...

          No one is saying you should trust them. What my comment is saying is that you cannot declare how much a person care by looking at external behavior. Even if one put a gun to someone's head and blow their brains out, if you had more context, it might turn out to be in their best interests. (Reference: ending of the movie Mist)...

      • InsideOutSanta6 hours ago
        I'm not entirely sure if I understand your point, but if you're making an analogy between the president and parents, and citizens and children, then I think that is a terrible way to think of an ostensibly democratic system.
        • sans_souse6 hours ago
          I'm actually entirely sure I don't understand his point.
        • andai4 hours ago
          If we didn't need hand-holding we'd just vote on policy directly.

          The argument is that people aren't equipped to do that, but that's a muscle they've never exercised, because... they aren't equipped to do that, because that's a muscle they've never exercised, etc. It's self-sealing.

          • InsideOutSanta2 hours ago
            > If we didn't need hand-holding we'd just vote on policy directly.

            That argument doesn't make sense to me. We elect people to work for us. They're not our parents; they're our employees. You have the relationship upside-down.

            None of this has anything to do with voting on policies.

          • thelaxiankey4 hours ago
            Don't know about you, but personally I don't like direct democracy bc i have shit to do besides deciding which law to pass. My states' ballot is full of ridiculous questions every year and takes me days to do my research. I can't imagine doing this year round without getting paid.
            • lolakuttyan hour ago
              > i have shit to do besides deciding which law to pass...

              Really shows people take the government for granted. Just remember about the people who gave their lives for freedom and independence. They gave their LIFE. You are only asked to give some of your time to maintain what they bought.

              Or am I getting this all wrong and people never gave life for freedom and independence?

          • tancop4 hours ago
            Voting on policy directly would be taking up everyones time. It's just not practical for anything bigger than a small village.

            The problem with today's system is we have MPs or representatives instead of delegates. They are not bound to their campaign promises in any way other than risking a small fine if someone fights them in court for months to prove they were lying. Once you get elected you can do what you want until the next election unless you really piss off your colleagues and get kicked out.

            Voters should be able to call an early election in their district and override their reps/force them to vote a certain way, without having to personally show up and decide every single issue.

          • skydhash4 hours ago
            Isn’t town hall a thing in the US? I’m not american, but voting on the scale of a nation is generally costly, and some country just keep it for a few important matters. Delegates are way more pragmatic.
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        • cgio6 hours ago
          Even NATO calls him daddy…
          • wiseowise5 hours ago
            Teflon Mark will do anything achieve a goal. If Trump said that he liked underage girls, Mark would show up in a Sailor Moon uniform to keep NATO intact.
      • walrus014 hours ago
        That's a pretty wild analogy that the guy who cheated on his first wife to get with his second wife to cheat on his second wife to get with his nude model third wife only to be subsequently accused of multiple serial sexual assaults and found liable for one of them is a good parent.
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      • mixologic6 hours ago
        The expert he selected wasn't an idiot.
      • rexpop6 hours ago
        Please, enough with the fascist state paternalism.
        • hdgvhicv6 hours ago
          Girl, don't you wanna be like us? (Like us) No choice, no decisions, no fuss Take a dash of fascism, fill your cup It's great

          Slip off that democracy Let us take ze lead The less choice you have The more you feel free

          Hands up for the Führer all night Goose-step to the left Jump to the far right It's a Reich, it's a Reich You must bow to our might Fünf, vier, drei, zwei, eins

  • o4c5 hours ago
    The funniest thing about the design is when I click the 'X' on ads to see if they close, but the button keeps moving. I feel like I’m literally chasing it like a mouse, I was laughing straight out :)). A correct depiction of the modern ad system.
    • zzgo5 hours ago
      I was reported to Child Protective Services for closing an ad. :(
    • trwired2 hours ago
      That was actually a thing back in the late 90s. There were ad popups that would do that, so the user couldn't close them.
  • lwansbrough5 hours ago
    He may have promoted Super Intelligence as part of a domain squatting scheme for his buddies.

    [0] https://www.snopes.com/news/2026/10/01/trump-super-intellige...

    • jpster5 hours ago
      The in-demand domains are Slovenian, just like the First Lady. What a funny coincidence!
      • defrost4 hours ago
        Laibach boosters strike again !
  • maury913 hours ago
    The close ad button has the class "right-1" and the code that tries to move it changes the left value, the result is that the button instead of moving resizes, defeating the purpose of the unclickable button joke
  • jonatronan hour ago
    Using CSS marquee-scroll instead of the marquee tag just isn't right.
  • vektormemory2 hours ago
    Those close x's are exactly how the govt would make them, peak design...
  • linguae6 hours ago
    Amazingly, this doesn’t look like slop to me, unlike the slop articles and images I’m flooded with on the Web these days. The world of Idiocracy actually had some taste, unlike the timeline we’re on today.
    • viccis6 hours ago
      If it doesn't look like slop to you, I might have some electrolytes to sell you for your plants.
  • pavinjoseph6 hours ago
    S4 - Super Statistical Surveillance State
    • addandsubtract5 hours ago
      Powered by S3 and SS
    • bitwize4 hours ago
      S.S.S.S.S. Squad! Arres-es-es-es-est him!
      • ainar-g4 hours ago
        Saudi-Supported, for 7S.
  • walrus018 hours ago
    OW! My balls! Brought to you by OpenAI (OpenSI?) dots

    You know with enough compute and video generation resources now, you probably could make an entirely AI-slop 24x7 streaming channel of OW! My balls!

    BaAs - Balls as a service.

    • treetalker7 hours ago
      *OW! My Big Balls!
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  • flipping_beacon7 hours ago
    Art
  • fowlhowl4 hours ago
    One of the very few instances where I am willingly clicking on ads.
  • electroglyph8 hours ago
    Welcome to Costco, I love you.
  • seydor7 hours ago
    Ultra Pro Max Intelligence 2.7
    • tgv5 hours ago
      We're on 6.1 now. Get with the times. Lead, follow, or get out of the way!
  • beAbU5 hours ago
    Those limericks are straight up fire!
  • inatreecrown24 hours ago
    Needs more gold.
  • pestatije7 hours ago
    if telekinesis is a manifestation of intelligence then the extra big ass that just passed by is definitely intelligent
  • altmanaltman7 hours ago
    I also made a satire webpage but spent a lot of time getting it to look like a modern news website that most people don't even get its satire: https://gossip-glitch.considerthebean.xyz/
    • mixologic6 hours ago
      A modern news website would have thrown at least six dickovers in front of me before I can even get to the content.
      • altmanaltman6 hours ago
        Yeah but I'm not that inhuman even in satire
    • sellmesoap5 hours ago
      I too am concerned about: Taylor Swift Funding the Robot Uprising?

      I'm sure we'll just shake it off Battlestar Galactica style...

  • bobcatsmith6 hours ago
    This website brings back memories
    • winrid6 hours ago
      Is it the balls?
  • samayashar6 hours ago
    WHAT IS THIS
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    • altairprime6 hours ago
      EACH SI POINT ROTATES THROUGH THE EXTRA BIG ASS INTELLIGENCE POINTS
  • uwagar4 hours ago
    i like big ass
  • Sitraka18985 hours ago
    Wtf is that hahahah
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