And there it is, finally, in all its glory: the thing that makes me install Linux on my kids computers. No way I will let some further tracking into their lives, especially as it is bound to be from one of the actually evil companies.
This is the other way round. It's to prove that you're an adult if you use any apps or sites that are adult only.
All corporations are evil because their main goal and arguably the only reason to exist is to make profit and that by itself is incompatible with the concept of ethics. All large organizations also dilute responsibility since it's not possible for a single person or even a small group of people to be fully involved in all parts of the process. This results in "I don't care I'm only maintaining a CI/CD pipeline" or "This does not affect me I'm only working in marketing" and people that make the decisions are usually sociopaths because that's the only kind of a person that can make it all the way to the top in a corporation.