292 pointsby cainxinth2 hours ago21 comments
  • ARandomerDude33 minutes ago
    > I am one of fifteen rank-and-file workers, and we are privileged to be led by thousands of Senior VPs.

    This is simultaneously hilarious and painfully familiar.

  • gmiller1234562 minutes ago
    This guy is a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.
  • noir_lordan hour ago
    > We began a heated affair. A contractor hit a pipe above us, so rancid mayo splattered onto our bodies as we embraced, but we were too absorbed in our passion to mind. Try doing that from home.

    I can't remember the last time something I read on the internet got a laugh that hard.

    The whole thing is brilliant.

  • cafebabbean hour ago
    Gosh it's so soothing to read that after those months of drowning into the turbulent deluge of dAIrrhea that are blogposts now
  • selwootan hour ago
    I reminds me of something I read years ago. Maybe sometime around 1984...
    • copperxan hour ago
      Wasn't 1984 released in 1949?
      • Insanity31 minutes ago
        Yup, it was written around 1948. Easy to remember as you just swap the final 2 digits.
        • bee_rider14 minutes ago
          Oh wow, if they’d changed the title to match the release date (1994) that would really change the vibe, haha.
    • ddoolinan hour ago
      It really does have a very similar feeling.
      • pjc5032 minutes ago
        It takes the structure, the affair with Julia, the "we have always been at war with", best buddy/big brother, and the forced rehabilitation from 1984. This is also part of the joke, the reader is expected to twig.
  • burningChrome22 minutes ago
    > founded as a mayonnaise company, which now sells consumer packaged goods, software as a service, and surveillance technology.

    The visual of this is completely hilarious.

    • noir_lord15 minutes ago
      > software as a service, and surveillance technology.

      If someone could tell me the difference between those last two at this point I'd be grateful and yes the entire thing is bitingly funny.

  • BLKNSLVRan hour ago
    I'm assuming ButtFuckers demerged to become CageFight Pharma and SodaPorn.
  • lbrito11 minutes ago
    Sounds like Amazon pivoted to the mayo business!
  • jgbuddyan hour ago
    AI could never write this
    • cbg040 minutes ago
      It will now be able to.
      • xena37 minutes ago
        No, there is soul in this that a soulless automaton cannot replicate. It is the difference between making something to be consumed and something to be felt. This is something to be felt.
        • meowface18 minutes ago
          Current LLMs couldn't write this. Ones in a few years possibly could. Betting AI will never be as good as humans at [X] is usually not the hill you want to die on.
        • Autious19 minutes ago
          If I train my 1000 billion parameter blank AI on this text and only this text over and over again, we may get 99% there.
          • lelanthran16 minutes ago
            > If I train my 1000 billion parameter blank AI on this text and only this text over and over again, we may get 99% there.

            You'll get 100% of the way there, because, lacking any other training, it will only ever be able to reproduce this text verbatim.

            Hence, 100%, hence mission accomplished.

            • Borealid4 minutes ago
              That's not how training works.

              Training tries to produce something that scores highly in training evaluations. With one data point, the evaluation is solely how closely the model output resembles the single input text.

              Let's say you do that, and the training text is 58,100 tokens long. Let's say you ask the model to produce 58,101 tokens. Will it "reproduce [the] text verbatim"? No, it can't, because of the dissimilar requested length. Something "new" will come out.

              It's also entirely possible that no matter how long you train, the model never converges on generating exactly the same output as its training data - you could end up with an average loss value of 0.001 instead of 0.0. It's not a perfectly deterministic process.

              You're correct in principle, but in reality even with limited training data real-world models produce something that isn't exactly their training, especially when sampled stochastically. They're biased toward their training data, not forced to it.

        • Invictus018 minutes ago
          Souls aren't real
    • x86x8734 minutes ago
      it could given enough slop doulas
  • indoordin0sauran hour ago
    Hilarious read, and strangely accurate in a way.
  • liquid_thyme11 minutes ago
    We used to develop AI to convince us its human (turing test). The future is about convincing AI/Automated Systems that you're - competent (hiring), not a bot (anti-spam), doing your job (KPIs), not a threat (ala social score, AI powered weapons targeting), worthy of being saved (insurance claims), etc, etc.

    Whether or not humans break from those shackles, I for one, am hoping Hollywood supplies us with wonderfully dystopian sci-fi entertainment for years to come.

  • bethekind34 minutes ago
    RTO4AI should be a slogan. Or some variant thereof
  • flir43 minutes ago
    "More leaders means more leadership"

    Heh.

    Also: make it stop!!!

  • neuroelectron10 minutes ago
    Returning to the office doesn't solve the problem of replacing office jobs with AI
  • talhaanwar43 minutes ago
    Remind of covid days. But i prefer wfh
  • mhdan hour ago
    I hope "slop doula" sticks around…
  • _doctor_love29 minutes ago
    This was very funny! Paradoxically, I have found that working with people in person is the fastest way to enable them on using AI.

    It feels very similar to teaching pair programming and TDD. I can do it over remote, but there's a magic spark that happens in person that is really not replicable any other way.

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  • iouan hour ago
    I thought mcsweeneys did satire?
  • phplovesongan hour ago
    RTO is the worst shit managers try to push.
  • neutrinobroan hour ago
    > Associate Slop Doula

    had me ROFL