> A Regrettable Circumstance

This is the one that really got me to giggle. I can tell this is going to stay buried in my brain for a while.

I always find maximalism jarring and this was certainly no exception.

An entertaining read.

As implied but not openly stated, a publically-available implementation doesn't seem to exist. It actually maps pretty well to many existing languages so a "compiler" could be as simple as a custom macro preprocessor.