https://texfash.com/special/cotton-s-water-myth-busted-new-g...
Kranthi’s findings, published in the latest edition of the ICAC Recorder, argue that public perception of cotton's water use has been shaped by flawed metrics that fail to distinguish between water sources. Natural rainfall, which accounts for 75% of cotton's total water footprint, is an uncontrollable environmental factor that crops naturally utilise as part of their growth cycle.
Thanks to synthetic fabrics it takes less water to make my clothes than it would to wash them, and I donate my used garments.
https://web.archive.org/web/20161104001753/http://robrhineha...
Discussion at the time (2011): https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9996038
This also may be satire.
Cotton: About ~1500 litres if you exclude rain.
Polyester~30 litres (inclusive entire extraction chain).
Another way to put it:
Cotton: 750 almonds
Polyester: 15 almonds
5-250 California almonds