194 pointsby eatonphil6 hours ago20 comments
  • irl_zebra5 hours ago
    { "ok": false, "model": "wouter-1", "wouter": "Nee.", "reason": "Wouter is on holiday. He told you about this in March.", "wouter_status": "on_holiday", "tokens_read": 0 }

    This is just fantastic.

  • JSR_FDED5 hours ago
    Integration roadmap.

    DAY 60 We propose a standing Monday sync. DAY 61 There is no standing Monday sync.

    This is going to be a reverse acquisition where Wouter ends up running Stwipe.

  • dgrin915 hours ago
    Hilarious. I have subscribed and put it in production already.

    One (actual) suggestion - the marquee at the top scrolls a little fast and I can't really read it. Make it a little slower. I asked OpenWouter to do it, but it said nee.

    • 2 hours ago
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    • drivingmenuts5 hours ago
      OpenWouter does not strike me as being a customer-forward kind of service. Basically, it's a deal-with-it kind of thing, I guess.
  • hmokiguess5 hours ago
    • ragebol4 hours ago
      Wouter is a common Dutch first name
  • minraws4 hours ago
    Best deal of the century multi-trillion dollar future guaranteed.
  • srean5 hours ago
    If only they can wope in Johnathan Ross. Liked his interview of Womesh Wanganathan.
  • 5 hours ago
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  • pietro72ohboy3 hours ago
    Goed gedaan Wouter!
  • pm905 hours ago
    We need more QuinnyPigs in Tech.
  • sailfast4 hours ago
    Jaaaaa Goed gedaan oer!
  • thepaulthomson5 hours ago
    haha I read most of this page out aloud in my head and it was even funnier
  • lagrange773 hours ago
    Godverdomme
  • DerDerDaIst5 hours ago
    makes more sense than a lot of prompts i got answered and paid for
  • orthecreedence4 hours ago
    > Numbers invented for this slide, in the industry tradition.

    Holy shit, I love it.

  • close045 hours ago
    I am mildly disappointed that a Dutch model experiences 0 hallucinations, as per their invented numbers.
  • ilumanty5 hours ago
    Wat
  • yieldcrv5 hours ago
    Now on docker
  • fitsumbelay5 hours ago
    LOL
  • AnthonyR5 hours ago
    Now why and how the f-- do you own stwipe.com ?
    • forestry5 hours ago
      They registered it like any other, I imagine.
    • lightdot4 hours ago
      A clear case of phwishing!
    • timcobban hour ago
      It could have been yours