It's not a Claude generated website without a 1000px Gaussian blur that slows older machines to a crawl

This is almost exactly this website [0] which is also on the frontpage of HN. Wow.

0: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49297469

This needs bluish dark mode with accent color and pills with a little rounded colored border on just the left side.

This is one of my favorite things I've ever seen.

It is missing the fade in on scroll.

Love the X logo that goes to bluesky

The GitHub and X logos are chefs kiss

Missing a flashy nonsense ASCII art animation. Check out https://performative-ui.cncl.co/ if you need an easy one to add.

The fact that I can see it with JS disabled really breaks immersion here.

> Trusted by... six companies from the same YC cohort.

I giggled.

> $ curl -fsSL install.sh | sh # you'd be stupid to run that, slop or not

I wish more people would point this out.

* <- tiny logo

If the layout is intentionally LLM generated, heh.

oh yeah I worked there

Why does the HN title say “2026 edition” when the page itself says “Slop edition”? We aren’t supposed to editorialize titles here.[0]

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html