Birds Are Shit(birdsareshit.com)
10 pointsby Tomte2 hours ago5 comments
  • rkapsoro24 minutes ago
    My beef with birds has always been that they treat the entire world as their toilet. Woe betide the creature who finds himself beneath a bird.
    • srean11 minutes ago
      With graduation looming, I asked a friend of mine sombrely, what does he plan to do with his life after college.

      His answer, I am gonna catch one of those birds and shit on their heads so that they know.

      These birds at our open-air college cafeteria had been, for four years, taking a dump on our heads or in our favourite hot beverage.

  • waffletower30 minutes ago
    I am not sure that visitors will spend enough time to get the art. I attempted to give the carrion crow its due, noting 18 legitimate votes. But when I tried to add my rank it landed "the democratic process has collapsed".
  • sagabai2 hours ago
    Swans are overrated geese. But ducks are fine
  • leZon2 hours ago
    ducks >>> all birds
    • olyjohnan hour ago
      ...except for the whole creepy gang rape thing.
      • specprocan hour ago
        Ducks suck, Corvids are where it's at.

        I regularly feed bits of my sandwich to the jackdaws near me, they'll catch it out the air.