The inspiration for this (seems to be non-satire): https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49185370

i recently left anthropic a few weeks ago, it was tough but had to leave for my own mental health.

i'm getting bombarded with offers from other rival ai labs, hedge funds, tech startups and even early stage investors.

had i known not to announce i'm leaving and just left quietly, then i wouldn't be harassed like this.

(investors, vcs seriously please do not send me any more intros, you are not being helpful)