• What did Sally ask me to get at the grocery store? Can you add it to my shopping list?

• Add this to calendar

• Remove the photo bomber from this photo.

• Find that photo of my daughter eating ice cream.

• Are there any good pizza places within walking distance? Which one is open latest tonight?

Look, I'm 77 and when I don't have the skill or presence of mind to do these things, throw me off a cliff. And if you cede everything to an assistant, you'll be asking Siri your name before you're 77.