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Reg: Romans have bled us white, the bastards! They've taken everything we ever had! And not just from us, but from our fathers, and from our father's fathers!
Stan: And from our father's father's fathers.
Reg: And what have they ever given us in return?!
Revolutionary #1: ...The aquaduct?
Reg: What?
Revolutionary #1: The aquaduct.
Reg: Oh. Yeah, yeah they did give us that. That's true, yeah.
Revolutionary #2: And, uh, sanitation.
Stan: Oh yeah, the sanitation, Reg. Remember what the city USED to be like.
Reg: Alright, I'll grant you the aquaduct and the sanitation. The two things the Romans HAVE done.
Matthias: And the roads!
Reg: Yeah, well obviously the roads! I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? But APART from sanitation, the aquaducts and the roads...
Revolutionary #3: Irrigation?
Revolutionary #1: Medicine.
Revolutionary #5: Education?
Reg: Yeah, alright, fair enough...
Revolutionary #5: And the wine!
Francis: Yeah! Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left.
Revolutionary #6: Public baths.
Stan: And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now, Reg.
Francis: Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let's face it -- they're the only ones who COULD in a place like this.
Reg: Alright, but APART from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health... what have the Romans ever done for us?
Revolutionary #1: ...Brought peace?