A pretty succinct summation of Nolan as a filmmaker.
> There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.
Yes and if there were sex scenes, then the film would get criticized for having sex scene(s), not being able to tell the story of a Greek epic without turning it into erotica or something.
This review was an amazing read, by an amazing writer, and in my opinion these 11 words were the best part.