Looks like the project has a linked repo that appears to do a similar thing for C but it doesn't generically format the arguments.
Ah but servers and embedded, that is why telemetry, execution traces, and debugger controlled action points exist.
I haven't written my own code in months at this point...kind of depressing to think about
While the automation and systems side of my brain is thrilled that all of this id automated and integrated, developer brain is sad