21 pointsby wglb2 hours ago7 comments
  • mproud2 minutes ago
    It just happened 1300 of years ago! (Reminds me of an episode of Flight of the Conchords.)

    But it is really interesting to read.

  • owlninjaan hour ago
    I love stories like this. A subtle reminder how inconsequential our actions are on this planet in the grand, unplanned scheme. I look forward to reading HN with my breakfast each morning then going to a job that helps me raise a family and have fun on the weekends. I read stories of war, corruption, sadistic leaders, and great suffering. I've learned to appreciate the joys of life and have come to terms that we are not here for a long time - just for a good time.

    "Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."

    -Bill Watterson

    • Waterluvian40 minutes ago
      Just don’t think about all the suffering you or I could ease with the money we spend on a “good time.”

      We’re not the good guys. We rationalize the inescapable selfishness placed there by ages of evolution.

    • jmyeetan hour ago
      One of the first gravitational wave detections by LIGO was I think the merger of two black holes or maybe a black hole and a neutron star. It was over a billion light years away I think but was so energetic that it conveted approximately 5 Solar masses into energy in about one second. That's ~10^48 Joules. In 1 second that is ~10^48 Watts.

      For comparison, the Milky Way has an estimate of 5x10^36 Watts so we're talking about the energy output, very briefly, of roughly a trillion Milky Way galaxies.

      The other that gets me is amgnetars. These are neutron stars with an insane magnetic field. The strongest detected exceeds 1 billion Tesla, making is 30 trillion times stronger than Earth's magnetic field. Get too close and it would flatten atoms and ultimately break molecular bonds and rip electrons out of your body. Google seems to think that happens at ~1000km, which is pretty close to get to a neutron star but still, that's a magnetic field.

      These things are quite rare and quite unstable. If you think about it, they must have a lot of protons to generate a field so strong, which means that the gravity is overcoming the strong nuclear force but also the electric repulsion.

      • pdonis24 minutes ago
        > If you think about it, they must have a lot of protons to generate a field so strong

        Not necessarily. Neutrons have a magnetic moment. As I understand it, there is a magnetohydrodynamic model of how a magnetar's field gets generated, which would require protons, but it's not the only model and we don't have enough data to be able to rule out other models.

    • bellowsgulchan hour ago
      > A subtle reminder how inconsequential our actions are on this planet in the grand, unplanned scheme.

      I don't like that our culture has developed statements like this.

      Every single action you make on planet Earth is more consequential and impactful than the countless parsecs of worthless unobtainable space dust that astrophysicists and science promoters like to glaze over.

      Space is nothing compared to the unfathomable amount of synaptic connections in your brain, or the impact you can have on someone's life by hugging them.

      Let's piss away all the small blue dot sentiments. They're old and pointless.

      • dylan6045 minutes ago
        You can think they are old and pointless, but that's you just brushing off the fact that the universe is much much older than however old you think these ideas are. The entirety of the human species from its beginning to its eventual ending is merely a blip of time for the universe.

        You can argue that makes it that much more special, but so what? To the universe, there very well could have been numerous other specials that have come and gone.

        Being unable to accept that is pointless.

      • Micrococonut25 minutes ago
        Well said
    • im3w1lan hour ago
      There is a pretty significant chance that ours will be a starfaring civilization and that our children will reshape the very heavens.
      • blightfulan hour ago
        Very doubtful when you really dig into what is involved. We probably will never make it out of the solar system. To another star is a pipe dream. We will wreck our planet soon enough and the likely outcome is our species will go extinct. This will probably happen in the next few thousand years or sooner.
        • Benderan hour ago
          I think the planet will do just fine without us but we will likely hit one of many great filters long before we colonize anything outside of Earth. The list of dumb things we do as a civilization are too long to list on HN. I am honestly very surprised we still exist and can still reproduce.
          • none2585an hour ago
            This is my position as well - people say we need to do things for the planet. Planet will be just fine - it's us who will suffer and honestly it's for the best. Just end this shit
      • stousetan hour ago
        I suppose zero is a pretty significant number.

        Without new physics that isn’t even remotely visible on the horizon and that utterly contradicts most of what we believe to be true, this isn’t going to happen. Robotic AI probes sent to other star systems to send back telemetry? Sure, fine. Flesh bags sent to self-replicate on terraformed worlds out in the stars? Not a whisper of a microscopic chance.

      • kibwenan hour ago
        If by "children" you mean self-replicating viral robot swarms, then maybe. Nothing biologically descended from humans will ever leave the heliosphere in any form that could be considered living.
      • excaliburan hour ago
        Our kids can't change a tire.
        • toast04 minutes ago
          My kid is in drivers ed, and part of the curriculum is changing a tire with a parent (class is mostly on zoom).

          I don't know how many of the kids are going to retain the knowledge.

          That said, what good is changing a tire, when there's no tire to change.

        • samplattan hour ago
          My ex wife's parents couldn't change a tire. I had to do it for them, once.
        • juggert817 minutes ago
          Boomer moment. That's your fault for not teaching them.
        • eth0upan hour ago
          Oh come on man. That's just because they know we should be hovering by now ;)
  • opengrass2 hours ago
    We must prevent our sun from doing this by eating less meat and paying more taxes.
  • Herring16 minutes ago
    This is like your typical 2-story US house "eating" a baseball. Completely trivial occurrence, cosmologically speaking, unless you're specifically looking for it.
  • yieldcrv34 minutes ago
    Mogged
  • rgrieselhuber2 hours ago
    "Just"