This has every sign of being advanced slop. Before I proceed further, can you provide any evidence that anything on this page corresponds to anything in reality?
I think at some point soon, it's going to become really cringy to put out the typical purple background with neon colour slop site. I do hope that people start to remember that just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
This is a stunning idea and execution! I am glad I clicked on that link and spent a couple of minutes on it. Serious kudos, good Sir/Ma'am/[respectful appellation of your choosing].