Or RTFA:
> This blog post is a satirical, dystopian defense of a fictional technology: the Super Productionizer (SP™), which horrifically “subatomically-emulsifies” (i.e., destroys or kills) babies for the sake of increased workplace productivity.
Anyway, I'm happy with my vitamix, baby-blending and all.
I doubt it. The whole "The TL-DR" section seems to be written in AI-style to mock AI.