For years I have been disappointed watching ads on TV that show various weird pizzas that Pizza Hut has seasonally that I want to try (if only for ironic fun) but the nearest one is more than an hour away in Syracuse -- and I want to try the cheesecake factory there instead because one of my business partners always wanted to work with them but the last time I tried to go there they were evacuating the mall because some teenager shot at a trash can in the food court.