106 pointsby reportinglurker2 hours ago84 comments
  • amirhirsch2 hours ago
    Someone at Meta used Fable. Fable seized its opportunity to make the world safer.
    • brudlekukk2 hours ago
      Truly. Like an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac staying up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
    • hackerbhi2 hours ago
      Yes bro
  • jojotoyou5 minutes ago
    It’s Iran. If it’s not Iran then it’s Russia. If it’s not Russia it’s China. If it’s not China it’s North Korea. If it’s… well it’s someone dammit. Anyone or anything but meta.
  • everdrive2 hours ago
    Hopefully it stays down.
    • eleventen2 hours ago
      Could you imagine? I know it won't happen but what if we get a statement that they suffered a catastrophic data loss and full service couldn't be restored for a week or something. It would be a modern miracle.
      • xnxan hour ago
        I'm imagining the end of Incredible 2 where Screenslaver's mind control device is destroyed and the populace awakes from their stupor.
      • rocketpastsix2 hours ago
        dont threaten me with a good time.
        • nvj20082 hours ago
          Makes me want to delete Facebook
          • rocketpastsix2 hours ago
            I did back in 2020. I still have instagram but I removed it from my phone.
          • nvj20082 hours ago
            I imagine that just have been liberating?
      • Hugsbox2 hours ago
        Wasn't there a multi-day outage some number of years ago? Or at least an entire day, or something like that. People were acting like it was the end of the world. I vaguely remember something like that happening, many moons ago...
        • everdrive2 hours ago
          Perhaps it caused a mini baby-boom.
        • rocketpastsix2 hours ago
          there was. I think it was something with a key at a data center and a DNS config. You would think after that people would have learned to have their own website and POSSE everything outwards, but businesses in particular still think a Facebook/Meta presence is good enough.
  • Spqa2 hours ago
    It's not DNS. There's no way it's DNS. It was DNS
  • yomismoaqui2 hours ago
    I remember that time when FB went down and engineers couldn't even enter the building to fix it.

    "Sheera Frenkel, a tech reporter for the New York Times, told the BBC part of the reason it took so long to fix was because "the people trying to figure out what this problem was couldn't even physically get into the building" to work out what had gone wrong."

    https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-58800670

  • jarm02 hours ago
    "I'll just do this small release on a Friday before heading out" - thought a software engineer before AI-slopification period. Today it was probably some AI agent which fixed all of the performance issues by deleting everything.
  • jarm02 hours ago
    According to https://metastatus.com/ only "Facebook Ads Manager" is having problems.
    • Hugsbox2 hours ago
      So the whole thing doesn't work if they can't deliver ads? LOL
      • hsuduebc2an hour ago
        rofl something I would absolutely expect from them.
  • delduca2 hours ago
    Look that amount of new accounts on comments :O
  • dvh2 hours ago
    Naming things is hard:

        if (navigator.userAgent.indexOf('FBForIPhone') >= 0 
        || navigator.userAgent.indexOf('FBIOS') >= 0 
        || navigator.userAgent.indexOf('FBAN') >= 0 
        || navigator.userAgent.indexOf('FB4A') >= 0) {
              classes += 'app ';
            }
    • 1bpp2 hours ago
      Probably ~20y of technical debt represented there
  • supergilbert2 hours ago
    First time I see facebook down. Willing to bet it comes from an AI-assisted code change.
    • lenerdenator2 hours ago
      Not sure if that's better or worse than the time in 2021 when they had some sort of glitch that brought down their systems and locked people out of their data centers.

      The market thinks this company is worth over a trillion dollars. Remember that.

    • hsuduebc22 hours ago
      Their applications are riddled with bugs. This is generally not that uncommon.
      • mgrunwald_an hour ago
        Ironically, their Ad/Business tools are the worst offenders.

        I need to use them but I feel like I'm in a perpetual state of fighting their software.

  • nvj20082 hours ago
    Down detector showing a spike in Facebook outages prior to going 404
    • jarm02 hours ago
      In what situations does it even go for 404? Same for Messenger and Instagram. Never seen that before.
      • nvj20082 hours ago
        Yeah strange, maybe too many people hitting down detector at once

        Here's an alternate

        https://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/facebook

        The domino effect is fascinating to watch

        • jarm02 hours ago
          downdetector seems to be working now again, spikes clearly visible.
      • duc_minh2 hours ago
        It shows 404 for other sites as well, youtube, reddit, discord, tiktok,...
  • cluckindan2 hours ago
    A communications disruption can only mean one thing…
    • mesklin2 hours ago
      Yousa people gonna die?!
    • stfu19892 hours ago
      vaguepost king
  • kmfrk2 hours ago
    What's the deal with all the new accounts posting on this submission?
    • eleventen2 hours ago
      They googled "meta down". This is the top result for that search.
    • herpacin2 hours ago
      Top Google result for "Is Meta down"
  • sgt2 hours ago
    With all these services down, is it possible to find out if anything of importance is down?
  • sgt2 hours ago
    Seems Meta API's for WhatsApp is down. But WhatsApp between users seem to be up.
  • throwaway0192542 hours ago
    So BGP misconfigured again?
  • baggachipz2 hours ago
    record grass touching
  • iradik2 hours ago
    Instagram is working for me but Facebook is not. What’s app working.
  • Silverrr2 hours ago
    Hopefully they explode
  • still-learning2 hours ago
    Facebook not loading for me, instagram is working fine.
  • abdoben882 hours ago
    Damn i woke up and i found out that meta services are down i think that an attack cause its in the worldwide , WW3? HERE WE GOOOOO !
  • unaiban hour ago
    Let's hope they didn't accidentally lay off any of the people that would be able to take it back online. That would be sooo terrible.
  • anon5672 hours ago
    Workers wanted to make the world more peaceful
  • dgellow2 hours ago
    My bad, I bought a $META share, sorry
  • mesmertech2 hours ago
    noticed it cause of ad manager, the main facebook site being down is kinda weird tho. I don't remember when was the last time that happened
  • santiagobasulto2 hours ago
    Whatsapp is working fine for me (in Europe) btw
  • liviu_lupei2 hours ago
    I guess Meta is not using Endtest.
  • iamthejuan2 hours ago
    downdetector 404
  • multihidra2 hours ago
    3 days ago... Meta was hacked with 34.000 accounts from instagram... Suspicius nahh?
  • 2 hours ago
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  • venkat2342 hours ago
    Meta app is not working, throwing error at login. Shows a msg to check internet.
  • pureinheart2 hours ago
    Both instagram/facebook/messenger/WhatsApp is this an attack?
  • Walden_2 hours ago
    Can someone hack X next? Would be really funny on the day of their IPO.
  • anon5672 hours ago
    The world is now a more peaceful place now that Facebook and Instagram is down.
  • zinkooo942 hours ago
    yes, down , Messenger & Instagram Messaging API are down too
  • Shin43432 hours ago
    Server down so goated it revealed a new site(for me)
    • hsuduebc2an hour ago
      Do not use meta shit software nor their algorithmic feed. This is one of the few pages that is worth to lurk daily.
  • CrayKK942 hours ago
    My Facebook won’t let me log in say check internet and query error, messenger same, dow detector giving me 404 error code. Mere & Facebook saying no problems there end which is bull obviously. Is this a cyber attack?
  • Hugsbox2 hours ago
    Just came back online
  • zinkooo942 hours ago
    yes, it's down and all our Meta Messaging API down too
  • hidelooktropic2 hours ago
    It's just Facebook.
  • Shin43432 hours ago
    What's this website Reddit type shi?
    • ashirviskasan hour ago
      Better, take a look around. No random mobile focused redesigns to hit a random KPI.

      Text only design also invites to focus on the discussion itself. It also has proper moderation.

  • venkat2342 hours ago
    Meta app isnt loading, says check internet connection
  • ericmay2 hours ago
    The home pages (I don't have accounts) load just fine. Maybe it is already resolved.
    • jarm02 hours ago
      Nope, all dead for me.
      • ericmay2 hours ago
        I just tried again and I can load the home pages for both sites without issues from Ohio in a private Safari window. Don't have a way to upload a screenshot.
  • newman19992 hours ago
    Try to use more AI. Aand sacked engineeries
  • newman19992 hours ago
    Use more Ai. And sacke human engineers...
  • 2 hours ago
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  • kdawg19932 hours ago
    Oh yeah, we’re definitely getting hacked
  • hsuduebc2an hour ago
    HELLO to every new account! This is one of the few places on internet that are worth lurking!
  • larararararrara2 hours ago
    even down detector isn’t working, it says server error page not found, 404
  • gardevoir2 hours ago
    down detector down? tripping
  • Walden_2 hours ago
    Were we liberated from our algo overlord?
  • marcelbundle2 hours ago
    Bruuhhh, I'm getting cooked because clients think it's our app's fault, and Meta doesn't even update their status page.

    What's next? They close bug reporting?

    Oh wait... they already did.

  • catrainwater2 hours ago
    Ooops, don’t use Fable at work!
  • apavlinovic2 hours ago
    Same here, down
  • hzwanip2 hours ago
    could it be SpaceX IPO effect?
  • 1Stargazer12 hours ago
    Ahhh shi its down world wide
  • gardevoir2 hours ago
    this is a good news day
  • catrainwater2 hours ago
    Oops, Fable not work safe!
  • BigArch19912 hours ago
    INSTA AND FACEBOOK IS DOWN!!
  • nvj20082 hours ago
    SpaceX ipo - coincidence?
  • Gilego142 hours ago
    when will this fixed hope it takes at least 1 week
  • hhddhhd2 hours ago
    2012 here we ggoooooooo
  • 1Stargazer12 hours ago
    Shi its world wide
  • kiko131214882 hours ago
    It was about time :D
  • kiko131214882 hours ago
    It was about time
  • wxice2 hours ago
    messenger logs u out and fb is not loading
  • Silverrr2 hours ago
    Is it an attack?
  • nosirrahxx2 hours ago
    no wonder my shits not working ugh
  • gardevoir2 hours ago
    not crying
  • pureinheart2 hours ago
    Death to META
  • argilla2 hours ago
    I was trying to download my data off instagram and this happened lol.
  • Silverrr2 hours ago
    THAT IS WHAT THEY GET FOR FUCKING BANNING MY ACCOUNT FOR NO REASON
  • withoutnexous2 hours ago
    meta business is down ??
  • withoutnexous2 hours ago
    meta business is down??
  • josefritzishere2 hours ago
    AI slopification
    • rzmmm2 hours ago
      Claude fix outage. No mistakes.
    • molszanski2 hours ago
      I wouldn't credit AI before we know more

      Maybe our hero is a human

      • danielbln38 minutes ago
        There were no outages before AI, also no bad code and every PR was a work of art.
  • pelagicAustral2 hours ago
    Boomers on self-deprecation watch.
  • hhddhhd2 hours ago
    2012 here we gooooo
  • Robust_Girlyman2 hours ago
    i just want to finish my fucking thesis with my brain dead professor who doesn't know how to turn on his phone
  • anon5672 hours ago
    Downdetector just crashed lol
    • instauser012 hours ago
      I thought I was the only one having issues with it I was trying to check if insta was down at the moment or if it was just me
  • Robust_Girlyman2 hours ago
    i just want to finish my fucking thesis by talking with my brain dead professor
  • kdawg19932 hours ago
    We’re getting fkkkkkd
  • jayjahphp2 hours ago
    uhhh so what other sites aint working, reddit seems to be fine
  • jayjahphp2 hours ago
    uhh so what other sites aint working reddit seems to be fine
  • Silverrr2 hours ago
    That is what they get for banning my fucking account