First, we money is a delusion we all agree to share - it has no intrinsic value whatsoever

Second, stock is an even more-removed delusion based on what people _think_ a company might be worth to buy - a value that changes at the drop of a hat (look at the recent massive dips, eg nvidia)

Third, and this is probably the real bummer - all this delusion is just going to make Smelly Tusk even more insufferable. Yay.