Python has been around a long time. It's no surprise that it's getting more bloated as an ecosystem. I was anti uv for a time as well, as well as annoyed at the plethora of tools for linting that seemed to ALL get introduced into some projects, conflicting with one another.
I became happier when I remembered to just ignore the things I didn't need or wasn't interested in. uv became a friend, linting I ignore as something I forget about in a pre-commit hook that is configured once across my projects if I use it at all. Typing I've actually realised can be helpful now it's becoming more natively implemented (e.g. no more "import typing"), because I'm getting more forgetful!
The pessimism is justified, so you're not being too pessimistic, but you might want to remember why you love python and ask whether or not it's still able to fundamentally achieve that thing...
There can be no Python 4.