Sorry Connor, I'm sure you're a lovely bloke, but a lot of this scream "AI"
I get "connorjewiss" as the submitter username. I know a Connor whose dad is Scottish-American who is supposed to be Jewish. I think I'm supposed to say there are no Scottish Jews or something. I really wish I was up to snuff to deciphering the codes that I get on the Internet.
I am still working on establishing how an entity with control of the network could rewrite content at will to individual network users.
I was also diagnosed with schizophrenia, but I think it might have been a misdiagnosis, and this code seems real.