For something feeling like a fairly specific IC, I remember seeing many projects that use it throughout the years in wacky ways - and seeing it makes me happy to know that the sentiment for this little piece is shared.
There's a lesson in there somewhere.
https://hackaday.com/2011/08/05/building-a-computer-out-of-5...
See: https://mirrors.apple2.org.za/Apple%20II%20Documentation%20P...
PDF version here https://worldradiohistory.com/UK/Bernards-And-Babani/Babani/...
Though surprising the family at dinner with a small explosion was a much more innocent purpose.
Maybe it could work if you used 5 timers?
https://www.digikey.com/en/products/detail/tecate-group/PBLH...