13 pointsby only_in_america2 hours ago5 comments
  • sph2 minutes ago
    You know this idiot is playing with ChatGPT all day in between tweets
  • Jamesbeam2 minutes ago
    Trump is the modern-day Icarus. He flew too close to the sun, got a bright orange tan, and is now sundowning into the Strait of Hormuz at the speed of light.

    Imagine you’re in your fourties now, the people who are going to take care of you after your kids put you in a retirement home have not even been born yet.

    Nobody is going to believe all this in like 30 years. They will all think we are the insane ones telling the story about the president of the United States of America being a nutjob and like 76.9 million people voted him into office.

  • stevenalowe2 hours ago
    I love the Voltron silhouette in the background holding hands with GI Joe
  • SubiculumCode2 hours ago
    TRUMP: "I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor and had to do Red Cross. Only the fake news could come up with that one."

    Translation: I don't think I'm Jesus, I'm just too stupid to know the difference between Jesus Healing People and the Red Cross medics healing People

    or

    Translation: I am a megalomaniac but MAGA is too stupid that they'll believe anything.

  • rickdeckard2 hours ago
    Scientists will have to study the exact nature of this specific backlash and identify why it caused a different reaction in Trump than others, e.g. when he attacked the Pope...
    • Jtsummers2 hours ago
      The majority of US Christians don't care about the Pope. And Trump-supporting Catholics have a tenuous relationship with the Vatican and Pope already (for instance, many in that camp also want to roll back Vatican II and other "modern" trends).