292 pointsby surprisetalk9 hours ago26 comments
  • grumpopotamus6 hours ago
    Also by Terry Bisson and one of my favorite stories is Bears Discover Fire 1990 https://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/bears-discover-fi...
    • GMoromisato4 hours ago
      I loved this story when I first read it. I made me feel wistful, like a world was dying and simultaneously being born. I can't explain it, but the idea of bears using fire has stayed with me ever since.
    • vsajip4 hours ago
      Is it me, or is there a subliminal message in the banner of LightSpeed magazine? No time to look into it, but there appears to be a changing message that flashes on and off to take the place of the "LIGHTSPEED" graphic in the banner. The only one I caught was "RESIST".
      • OkayPhysicist3 hours ago
        "Resist" and "Do not obey in advance". It's just an animated GIF.
      • mcmcmc3 hours ago
        There’s definitely something, I saw RESIST pop up for a flash as well.
    • haritha-j5 hours ago
      I didn't really get it to be honest. I feel like something went over my head.
      • zulux5 hours ago
        Fair enough.. It's not really sci-fi. Just a quiet slice of life with a twist.

        If I may be so bold, this story would have sucked when I was younger, but now that I've been acquainted with the ages of all the characters, it makes sense.

  • fridder7 hours ago
    The short film someone made is pretty great: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6JFTmQCFHg
    • eloisant6 hours ago
      The short film makes no sense, as the 2 people talking are meat themselves.
      • AlwaysRock5 hours ago
        "probed them all the way through. They're completely meat."

        The two talking, and other races, are machines that cover themselves however they like. These two are machines with artificial skins. That is normal. Fully meat beings are not. At least that is how I always read this story.

      • otikik3 hours ago
        I interpreted this in two different ways:

        * This is a virtual environment and the "meat actors" are depicting avatars of virtual/not-meat entities inhabiting that world. That's why there's inconsistencies with real life, for example the red guy's clothes. This was what I thought when I first saw this short.

        * This was really an exchange of concepts and data in a language not really suitable for humans to understand. So what you are seeing is not what actually took place, but a translation. Some machine took the abstract data interchange and translated it to what it thought would be more appropriate for a meat head to understand, including setting it up in an environment that would make sense to a human. But it made some mistakes (the clothes, the weird behavior of some characters). This could have predicted AI Video slop, in a way.

      • ceejayoz4 hours ago
        You should probably go watch the Terminator movies.
      • bigbuppo5 hours ago
        They only look like meat to blend in. It's the only way to figure out if they're made out of meat.
        • lelanthran3 hours ago
          > They only look like meat to blend in. It's the only way to figure out if they're made out of meat.

          Perhaps the makers of the movie neglected to read the story before creating a script?

        • the_af5 hours ago
          In the story, the very idea of permanently meat-based beings appals them, and in fact one of them doesn't entirely believe it. So why would they look like meat to "blend in", a priori, if one of them doesn't even fathom the idea? "Blend in" with what? One of them doesn't believe what it's dealing with!

          Like a sibling comment mentions, they talk about "meat sounds"... using meat sounds! Why would they find it surprising if that's how they are communicating in the short film? They are not depicted as communicating via telepathy or whatever.

          (Yes, I understand the limitations of low budget shorts. But it doesn't mean it has to work...)

          • ceejayozan hour ago
            > So why would they look like meat to "blend in", a priori, if one of them doesn't even fathom the idea?

            I'd imagine British spies in WWII sometimes wore swastikas to blend in?

            They infiltrating to investigate. It needn't be an endorsement of the practice.

          • bigbuppo4 hours ago
            Well, if you think you can do a better job, make it happen. Make the film you want to see.
            • the_af2 hours ago
              Why? Surely one can criticize a movie, book, videogame, etc, without being required to create a better one in turn.

              I didn't hate it, and I always appreciate the charm of low budget productions. I'm just saying this particular adaptation doesn't work for me, and trying to explain why.

              One low budget feature-length film about aliens I quite liked (though it obviously has a higher budget, and of course its own set of flaws; and to be clear I'm not arguing both productions are in the same ballpark!) is "The Vast of Night" [1]. I quite liked the actors and the directorial choices.

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              [1] https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6803046/

      • TazeTSchnitzel5 hours ago
        You're interpreting it overly literally. Cinema can be as abstract as theatre or the written word.
      • the_af6 hours ago
        Plus for the story to make sense, they have to be seeing Earth from scans/sensors, and one of them must in fact not be familiar with Earth at all, having disbelief in what the other is saying. But if they are both there, in a diner, they cannot be as skeptical.

        I get the constraints of short indie films, I love them regardless, but in this particular case it completely misses the mark.

        • stdbrouw5 hours ago
          You just have to go along with the idea that skin provides no indication of meatiness and that the two aliens are Ford Prefect types, then the short film lands just fine.
          • the_af5 hours ago
            I guess. It's still hard to mesh with the idea they don't believe these humans flap their meat at each other, or that they do not communicate exclusively via radio signals.

            It doesn't match my idea that these are two energy/mechanical beings discussing a faraway planet from their spaceship or whatever, talking theory without actually seeing the beings they are discussing.

            • ceejayoz4 hours ago
              You've never encountered, say, a baffling code bug that couldn't possibly be caused by X, spent a day on it, and found out it turns out to be caused by X?
              • the_af2 hours ago
                Oh yes. But never dressed up as X! :D

                More seriously, what you describe is partly the short story. The short film adaptation doesn't quite work for me, for the reasons I explained in other comments.

      • jvuygbbkuurx5 hours ago
        It was funny when they talked about meat sounds using meat sounds.
    • joezydeco38 minutes ago
      It's a good visualization but they skipped the punchline, which was the entire purpose of the story.
    • amiga3865 hours ago
      I like that the bearded one can't help cracking up when he says "the ones you probed": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6JFTmQCFHg&t=285s
    • StumpChunkman3 hours ago
      Agreed! I love the saxophone riff for the opening/closing song.

      Also, funny to see Ben Bailey outside of a taxi cab.

    • dreamcompiler5 hours ago
      I'm a big fan of Tom Noonan (the character in red). He unfortunately passed away a few weeks ago.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Noonan

  • tomhow7 hours ago
    Previously...

    They're Made Out of Meat (1991) - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=43994603 - May 2025 (3 comments)

    They're Made Out of Meat (1991) - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38420111 - Nov 2023 (168 comments)

    They're made out of meat (1991) - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31965062 - July 2022 (151 comments)

    They're Made Out of Meat (1991) - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24737993 - Oct 2020 (292 comments)

    They're Made Out of Meat [video] - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=23436550 - June 2020 (4 comments)

    They're Made Out of Meat - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=11561522 - April 2016 (3 comments)

    They're made out of meat - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8910420 - Jan 2015 (1 comment)

    They're Made out of Meat - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8152131 - Aug 2014 (170 comments)

    They're made out of meat - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8098264 - July 2014 (1 comment)

    "They're Made out of Meat?" Short first contact sci-fi story - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=3549320 - Feb 2012 (62 comments)

    They're made out of Meat - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=774139 - Aug 2009 (3 comments)

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  • staredan hour ago
    Discarding scientific evidence usually looks differently than "we discussed that we didn’t liked it". Is is usually not looking at all, never starting a discussion, or even lacking an intellectual framework to comprehend the phenomenon.

    See "The great silence" by Ted Chiang, http://worker01.e-flux.com/pdf/supercommunity/article_1087.p... for this "not looking at".

    For this "beyond comprehension", think about Solaris Ocean, a mind (or non-mind?) we cannot relate to anything else. Or WAU from SOMA.

    • the_afan hour ago
      > See "The great silence" by Ted Chiang

      I found this short story very moving. Of course, it's designed on purpose for this. But Chiang is usually so cerebral it caught me by surprise.

  • michaelsmanley7 hours ago
    Bisson once lived in the town just across the river from where I grew up and was an inspiration for me as a nerdy kid from the sticks who just wanted to write science fiction. His novels Talking Man, Fire on the Mountain, Voyage to the Red Planet, and Pirates of the Universe (don't be fooled by those last two titles; he was always undermining old sci-fi tropes) were among my favorites. This story is one of his goofier ones. I wasn't as big a fan of his short stories as they tended towards the jokey style of absurdism, but a favorite of mine is his "Bears Discover Fire."
  • hermitcrab2 hours ago
    "We picked up several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, and probed them all the way through. They’re completely meat.”

    Somebody recently recounted that they had been a convention of people who been 'abducted' by aliens. They commented that "Aliens certainly have a type".

  • Aperocky3 hours ago
    This is fun to read but any such galactic intelligence would probably recognize that its predecessor were meat, probably kept the original meat safe in a corner of the galaxy too..

    The universe were quite uniform in character. Galaxies, stars, they are very predictable and essentially the same everywhere, across billions of years (both time and distance), can't see why that doesn't apply to life too in a general sense. Maybe different RNA building blocks and genetic chemistry, but probably work out similar to meat and organic stuff.

    • Espressosaurus3 hours ago
      Thanks for doing a "well AKTually" on a piece of amusing fiction.
      • Aperocky2 hours ago
        There's no refutation of anything here, I seriously thought about the possibility of evolution without meat, but you should be convince me otherwise if you can show me how it can arise naturally after big bang.

        It's a discussion of reality stemming from an inspirational fiction. The whoosh apply to you.

    • n4r92 hours ago
      > any such galactic intelligence would probably recognize that its predecessor were meat

      Perhaps it's predecessor was just advanced enough to build self-modifying replicators and fire them out into space. Eventually it hits a planet or asteroid and gradually becomes sentient and intelligent. No trace of how it originated.

    • jounkeran hour ago
      I think the point is that the story’s universe is populated by intelligent life forms that did not evolve from any lineage of meat. Hence the reference at the end to the hydrogen cluster.
    • IncreasePostsan hour ago
      Why would it's predecessors need to be meat, besides for you own absence of imagination
    • justonceokay3 hours ago
      It’s called fiction for a reason. Glad you’ve risen above that nonsense!

      I personally hate that it implies there are faster ways to travel than light speed. We know this to be a hard limit in the physics of our universe and it rubs me the wrong way when SF writers just glaze over reality. Not to mention hydrogen life forms, what’s that about!?

      • jounkeran hour ago
        You seem to be lacking in imagination.
        • zamadatixa few seconds ago
          More likely they are abound in sarcasm :).
  • glitchc5 hours ago
    Earlier I found it awe-inspiring. Nowadays I find it funny because we have yet to even remotely approach the complexity of meat.
    • babblingfish4 hours ago
      It's amazing how consciousness remains a mystery given all the scientific progress over the last 100 years
      • ryeights2 hours ago
        Is it surprising? It seems likely you could build a complete working model of the universe with no provision for consciousness at all. As far as modern science goes, it's an intractable problem
  • probablyworks6 hours ago
    This American Life also did a good narration of this in Act 2 of episode 803 https://www.thisamericanlife.org/803
  • sl-17 hours ago
    Related: Carl Sagan's Cosmos resampled to make a "Meat Planet" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP7K9SycELA
  • DamnInteresting4 hours ago
    I love this short story, it's one whose memory visits me unbidden from time to time. I blogged about it over 20 years ago[1], and it was already around 15 years old at that time. OMNI magazine was great.

    [1] https://www.damninteresting.com/retired/short-fiction-made-o...

  • ableal7 hours ago
    Somehow this story isn't as fun today as it was when first printed ...
  • nasretdinov4 hours ago
    By all accounts the CPUs we've made with ridiculous stuff like 2nm transistors is _surely_ more advanced than neurons, right? We just haven't figured out how to wire them properly :)
    • indoordin0saur3 hours ago
      The 2nm claim is all marketing. The smallest features on these gates is much larger. For example, the gate pitch (what this measure used to refer to) on the 2nm process is actually 45 nanometers.
    • Theodores39 minutes ago
      Nature's machines, for example, for reproducing DNA or for photosynthesis, are in a totally different league of 'precision engineering' to anything that our brightest engineers have ever created.

      At times we get all giddy because we have invented a quartz clock, a wheel, a straight line or a calculator that seems to be better than anything in the world of nature, however, we sometimes have to overlook nature or forget to question why nature didn't evolve such things. With the clock, every cell in our body has some 'timing circuitry' tied into day/night cycles, seasons and much else. We just insist on doing it our way and proclaiming it better.

    • theowaway3 hours ago
      they are not
  • khelavastr4 hours ago
    Is including an iFrame to Terry Bison's website reprinting?
  • emp_6 hours ago
    > It was incredible man. Mold on a rock that got to think. Ha, it was amazing while it lasted
  • Finnucane4 hours ago
    I still remember seeing Terry do a reading of this at Lunacon, I think, shortly after it was published. It was a good reading, he really knew how to land a joke.
  • analog83746 hours ago
    So, Link, it's all very straightforward and scientific if you just think about it carefully for a moment : we're made out of pixels.
  • api7 hours ago
    Great short film version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6JFTmQCFHg

    I do wonder sometimes if someone out there is waiting for something actually intelligent to emerge down here.

    • rob747 hours ago
      If they exist, they're probably currently placing bets whether we will manage to destroy ourselves (or at least set our civilization back by centuries) with our nuclear weapons, our climate change or our social media...
      • Tade06 hours ago
        Depends how they're listening I think.

        There was a time not long ago when reportedly looking at the emails being exchanged around the world one would think the most pressing matter, discussed at length, was how to "enlarge your penis".

    • the_af6 hours ago
      I upvoted because I didn't know the short film existed and it's interesting.

      I think the short film completely misses the mark if both entities are there in human form, in a diner. (Of course, budget constraints, and the adaptation cannot just be two inorganic beings talking, but still...)

  • ohnoNotAgain3215 hours ago
    see also Stanisław Lem
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    • supriyo-biswas7 hours ago
      I'm sure this account has been compromised (or this was the posters plan all along) and they're posting spam links now.
  • mihaic5 hours ago
    I like this story, but I never liked the wording "made out of meat", as if the word exists in a world without animals. I could have accepted "proteins", but that's not a catchy title.
    • jvuygbbkuurx5 hours ago
      I think that is what makes it great, because it makes it sound absurd.

      If it was just talking about carbon based lifeforms it wouldn't land the same way.

    • post-it5 hours ago
      They are clearly familiar with meat-based animals:

      > “That’s ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You’re asking me to believe in sentient meat.”

      > “I’m not asking you, I’m telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in that sector and they’re made out of meat.”

      And indeed sentient species that are partly made of meat:

      > “Maybe they’re like the orfolei. You know, a carbon-based intelligence that goes through a meat stage.”

      > “Spare me. Okay, maybe they’re only part meat. You know, like the weddilei. A meat head with an electron plasma brain inside.”

      • glenstein2 hours ago
        I get your point but I don't think that those quotes establish familiarity with meat based animals. Familiarity with animals would be something like "yeah, sure, we know about that planet with cows but this is something else entirely!" (Also humans wouldn't be so surprising if they knew about things like cows).

        Their references are not to creatures that are meat through-and-through but fictional alien races that have a kind of incidental relationship to meat that doesn't establish meat-based cognition as normal the way that animals would.

    • whycome5 hours ago
      Maybe it’s lab grown in a future and not tied to animals in any way. Just for food.
  • mortenjorck6 hours ago
    As I’ve gotten older, it’s become increasingly hard for me to understand how anyone can read such comical reductionism as enlightenment.

    We are infinitely complex arrangements of systems built upon systems, from the quantum properties of carbon atoms up through the proteins that make the “meat” we are so glibly reduced to, through the complexities and adaptations of mammalian bodies, up to the fearsome order of the human brain and the intricate sprawl of human society and culture.

    To reduce us to anything less is to deny the awesomeness of the cosmos itself.

    • tantalor6 hours ago
      I don't know where you get the claims from "anyone" about "enlightenment".

      This story is obviously satire. Meaning, it is a lie that tells the truth.

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      • indoordin0saur3 hours ago
        > This story is obviously satire.

        Is it though? What is it satirizing? Is it satirizing the idea of water and carbon based life? How does that tell any truth?

        • glenstein2 hours ago
          It's a good question, because I would say it's mostly not satire. It's kind of making fun of the perspective of thinking meat is unimpressive, but that's not exactly a view held by anyone except in the fiction of the story. I think toward the very very end tonally it veers close to a satirical vibe but it's hard to put a finger on what about it counts as satire strictly speaking.

          I think basically the humor is how unimpressed they are with a Sagan-style sense of wonder at the cosmos that is implicitly treated as the human perspective, how bleak it would be if true. The aliens ridiculing that is funny, and the actual bleakness of it is funny too.

        • the_afan hour ago
          > What is it satirizing?

          I think it's (partly) satirizing how we feel about ourselves as the apex beings, and as explorers of the cosmos and colonizers. What if we are actually quite subpar, and the actual apex beings in the universe find us so unlikely and disgusting that they prefer to pretend they are not there, thus giving an answer to Fermi's Paradox? They don't want to conquer us, they don't want to have anything to do with us!

          But of course, it's also satirizing this alien-as-a-bug idea, so common of early scifi, that the alien is a disgusting mess of antennae or simly appendages. What if we were disgusting to enlightened aliens?

          What we can absolutely be sure of is that Bisson wasn't making fun of meat or the human brain, the thought that apparently irked the topmost commenter.

    • RajT886 hours ago
      Rainier Wolfcastle: THAT'S THE JOKE
    • indoordin0saur3 hours ago
      "They're made out of wires!"

      "Oh god, you're right! They're all just tiny pieces of rubber and silicon, transistors and circuits all crammed chaotically together! How horrifying!"

    • 0x3f6 hours ago
      Part of the human expression of disgust includes thought terminating cliches. Imagine how the average person would talk about a race of bug-like aliens, no matter how advanced they were. It would be a dismissive kind of 'ew, gross'. The humor is in seeing other beings reacting that way to us. I don't think it's supposed to imply the aliens are some kind of flawless geniuses revealing the true nature of human beings.
      • zulux5 hours ago
        Sentient plants that move quickly would be another case of us humans going "WTF?!?!"
    • glenstein3 hours ago
      I feel like the point of the story was that it was celebrating how spectacular the brain is, by showing how unlikely it would seem, and how incredulous another intelligent creature could be upon hearing of it if it weren't already built into their sense of normal.

      It might be that this alternative cosmic sense of "normal" is not a real thing (meat may prove to be more cosmically normal than machine at the end of the day), but the sense of wonder in response to something as ridiculous as a brain, in its capabilities and its design, is a real feeling that the story is appropriately trying to evoke.

    • lucianbr6 hours ago
      How many of the billions of people alive have your perspective? How many of our leaders even, given the news in the last... let's say two weeks. But you can look at thousands of years of history and to me it still seems that people and their leaders don't share your view of "infinitely complex arrangements". I mean they might think such of themselves, but of "others", obviously not.

      The story mentions some "official rules". Consider that we also have official rules and behaviour that does not obey them.

      I dare suggest your own view might be reductionist.

    • the_af5 hours ago
      > As I’ve gotten older, it’s become increasingly hard for me to understand how anyone can read such comical reductionism as enlightenment.

      First, it's a humorous piece.

      Second, it's as much a critique of the aliens as of the humans. The aliens are also depicted as clueless about what makes human life interesting, and even shown to be petty in the end. Their behavior is entirely "human", so if they are criticizing humans for it...

    • BearOso6 hours ago
      > To reduce us to anything less is to deny the awesomeness of the cosmos itself.

      Teacher: "Photosynthesis makes energy from water, CO2 and light. The mitochondria are the power centers of the cell."

      Grade-schooler: "How do they work?"

      Teacher: "Um. Um..."

      Modern scientist: "Quantum entanglement and tunneling. We don't really understand any of it."

    • empath756 hours ago
      Do you feel the same about cows and pigs and chickens? One way to read this is your reading. Another way to read it is as an attempt to make you question the concept of meat.
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  • AntiDyatlov6 hours ago
    Well, actually, probably not. If you say we're made out of meat, you end up with the hard problem of consciousness.

    I'm imagining a purple cube in this moment. Is the purple cube made out of meat?

    • glenstein2 hours ago
      This is the funniest possible place attempt to open a hard problem of consciousness conversation, but also fitting because it makes it as ridiculous as I feel it actually is.

      On another level even this clarification kind of misses the mark because many/most versions of the HPOC still treat physical substrate as a necessary condition, just not a sufficient one, sometimes will appeal to radio receivers, or the mental and physical being two aspects of the same underlying thing (sometimes called neutral monism). I personally think that view is mistaken and deeply confused, but even so, it's a view that ties consciousness to the substrate of "thinking meat" without reducing it, and would probably be a moot point from the aliens perspective.

    • otikik3 hours ago
      Of course not.

      If you put two stones in the ground, they define a line. It goes through the center of mass of both stones and extends towards both sides through the universe.

      Now remove the stones.

      Does the line stop existing? You can still "see it" in your brain. It could be argued that the line has always been there. That the stones were just a marker. A means for an idea to manifest in the physical word. You could put any two other markers at any point on that line and they would represent the same line.

      The idea that "the cube is made out of meat" is akin to saying that "the line is made out of stone". Ideas always exist, their representation in the physical world don't.

      Your sense of consciousness is just one of those representations. It is "immortal", just like the line is. In principle it could exist without the physical substrate that is your brain, or in a different substrate. Probably there's a way to encode all of that into a big number.

      I think this is where the idea of an "immortal soul" comes from. It is however kind of easy to misinterpret it, especially if one is a mesopotamian sheperd who explains the world with gods and religion.

    • rokkamokka5 hours ago
      It's electrical signals... Inside your meat
      • AntiDyatlov2 hours ago
        So the power grid is having experiences? Computers too?
    • pixl973 hours ago
      Where does the simulation happen inside a computer.

      The hard problem of consciousness isn't.

  • indoordin0saur3 hours ago
    I think this story is tacky and doesn't really make sense. Do they already know what meat is? And if so, why do they act surprised when they find that lifeforms are "made" of it? Why even do they have an opinion on "meat"?

    I find it good for a chuckle perhaps but there's nothing profound in here.

    • jhbadger2 hours ago
      It has something to say if you compare it to the traditional arguments against the possibility of AI like Searle's terrible "Chinese Room" analogy - the point is arguing that computers can't possibly think because they are "just machines following programming" is a lot like these mechanical aliens believing that the idea of thinking meat is absurd.
    • mpalmer3 hours ago
      This does what the best speculative fiction does, attempts to stretch and expand your understanding of the real world by presenting a provocative fictional reality.

      The author is trying to get you to speculate on the kind of intelligence that would say this about humans.

    • the_afan hour ago
      > Do they already know what meat is?

      Yes, they do:

      > "“Maybe they’re like the orfolei. You know, a carbon-based intelligence that goes through a meat stage.”"

      What they cannot fathom is a sentient lifeform that achieves things but lives their entire lives as meat-based things, flapping their meat mouth parts to make disgusting meat sounds at each other. And I think they really never thought much about human reproduction!

  • prvc2 hours ago
    The concept of "meat" presupposes the existence of carnivores, so it's hard to see how the realization in the story could ever have been surprising.