I built a Chrome extension that watches your tabs and auto-closes anything you haven't visited in X days. But instead of just deleting them, every dead tab gets buried in a graveyard with one of 12 tombstones, a site-specific epitaph, and a full autopsy (title, URL, domain, lifespan).

Reddit tabs die with "Lost in the infinite scroll." Netflix — "Are you still watching? No." GitHub — "git push origin /dev/null." There are 150+ of these across 25+ sites.

There's also a death bell sound, achievements (First Blood, Serial Killer, Necromancer), kill streaks, an immortals list for domains that should never be touched, and one-click resurrection.

Vanilla JS, Manifest V3, zero dependencies, 1.1MB. Everything stored locally, no tracking, no accounts, free.

Chrome Web Store: https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/tab-cemetery/mdnkgc...