37 pointsby geox12 hours ago6 comments
  • cosmicgadget3 hours ago
    So we'll reach a new equilibrium of higher crude prices and Iran will have a huge new source of income.
  • dzhiurgis8 hours ago
    Love how orange baboon is lulling regime into thinking they've got this.
  • Jamesbeam8 hours ago
    They should name it the Orange Toll Wizard Law and then rename the Strait of Hormuz to the Gulf of Mexico just for fun.
  • jazzypants9 hours ago
    At this rate, I can't see the petrodollar surviving another decade. Great job, Republicans.
    • techblueberry5 hours ago
      I’m not saying I think this for sure, but it feels like there’s a world where most countries come out of the Trump presidency stronger except the USA.
    • dnautics8 hours ago
      what's the alternative?
      • jazzypants8 hours ago
        The Euro and the Yuan are the clearest contenders. Iran already trades oil in euros.
        • dnautics8 hours ago
          euro doesn't have enough volume. yuan has very strict domestic price controls so its a weird risk to take. (you could get insta-fucked, way harder than dollar inflation mismanagement, if china suddenly allows its citizens to move money)
          • jazzypants8 hours ago
            This is why I said "decade" and not a shorter time frame. We're in the midst of some extraordinary times where things will shift quickly out of pure exigency. It's pretty clear that nothing can replace the dollar overnight, but most of the classic arguments in favor of it (stability , American military, etc.) are rapidly becoming obsolete.

            This stuff is already happening. American Dollars have fallen from 66% of world currency reserves in 2016 to 56% last year and it's still going down. [0]

            [0] https://www.investopedia.com/articles/forex/072915/how-petro...

          • maxglute6 hours ago
            If the water merchant in the desert wants to charge in blowjobs, people going to starting giving blowjobs. 30% Hormuz oil is not short/medium term substitutable, if Iran can enforce (big if) Petro yuan then we get Petro yuan. USD already demonstrated proven instafuck instruments, the limitation of Petro yuan id access since most have trade surplus with PRC who isn't going to print because they don't want reserve/triffin drama. They'll likely do something like panda bonds, i.e. vip trusted loans because petro yuan =/= reserve where everyone qualifies, much better system is only buyers PRC trusts gets access.
    • toomuchtodo8 hours ago
      I mean, the US has proven itself irresponsible having the power it has had as a superpower. Endless wars for oil, an economic bully instead of a responsible steward of power. This is the best outcome, a slow decline of power as the world reorganizes around the US. Americans voted for this, this was a choice.
      • jazzypants8 hours ago
        Yeah, it's hard to weep for American hegemony when it has mostly been used as a crude cudgel, but it's just a bit odd to watch an empire rapidly crumble in real time from the inside through such a shocking series of unforced errors.

        There's something to be said about the fact that those who shout the loudest about "America First!" are the very same ones to blame for its inevitable demise.

        • fakedang7 hours ago
          Feels like being on the sidelines (or a Roman, if you're American) during Honorius' reign.
      • ebbi8 hours ago
        Exactly. I don't think this is a purely Republican issue. It's a US Empire and its hubris issue. The only difference is that Trump has been open with things that would otherwise have been said and discussed behind closed doors.
        • toomuchtodo8 hours ago
          I think it is a primarily Republican issue. They have consistently demolished anything of value in the US, and now, the world (unnecessary Iran war is reducing global GDP growth by ~0.3% and boosting inflation by ~1.2%). Unfortunately for them, the damage to their brand is done for a generation. Very similar to Reform and Brexit in the UK.
          • ebbi7 hours ago
            Agree that the Republicans caused the recent escalations. But I think ultimately the US was heading in that direction, and Trump is just accelerating it.

            I agree with you - the US having less power is a good thing, and I welcome it.

        • jazzypants8 hours ago
          Obama had a nuclear deal with Iran. Trump ripped it up. This is not a "both sides" issue.
          • ebbi7 hours ago
            My comment wasn't isolated to just the Iran issue.
          • tzs7 hours ago
            Not just Obama. It was also the UK, France, China, Russia, Germany, and the EU that had a nuclear deal with Iran.

            Trump ripped it up over the objections of all of them.

  • lubosm9 hours ago
    I wonder how much this will accelerate transition from oil to green power and storage, mainly in Europe.

    Good job, Donald.

    Now, more tariffs, please.

    • fakedang7 hours ago
      Germany and Austria gotchu fam, impoverishing their own people while choosing to buy overpriced Russian and American oil and gas.

      I'll be seeing news about Hinckley Point C opening when I'm in my 80s.

  • mindslight9 hours ago
    "We’re winning so much that we really don’t know what to do about it."
    • phishin8 hours ago
      What does this mean?
      • magicalhippo8 hours ago
        It's a direct quote from Trump's recent State of the Union speech[1]. Here's a more complete quote:

        Our country is winning again. In fact, we’re winning so much that we really don’t know what to do about it. People are asking me, ‘Please, please, please, Mister President, we’re winning too much. We can’t take it anymore,’” Trump said before introducing the team. “‘We’re not used to winning in our country until you came along.’”

        [1]: https://www.opb.org/article/2026/02/24/were-winning-so-much-...

      • goatlover5 hours ago
        Means the same thing as when Trump claimed the war was won in the first hour and that Iran's nuclear program was "obliterated" during last year's strikes. Which also means the same thing as Iran being an "imminent" threat to the US.
    • defrost7 hours ago
      "Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen."