127 pointsby someprick7 hours ago32 comments
  • pluc6 hours ago
    I'm not a gambler, but there should be a thing on those gambling sites on whether this is about extraterrestrial life or mexicans
    • koolba6 hours ago
      Who said it’s a binary choice? Could have extraterrestrials taking advantage of our weak southern border to enter the country.
    • Void_6 hours ago
      According to Polymarket, there's a 16% chance US will confirm aliens exist: https://polymarket.com/event/will-the-us-confirm-that-aliens...
      • kevmo3146 hours ago
        Someone with the ability to register .gov domains is trying to make a sneaky buck.
        • rationalist4 hours ago
          It used to be anyone with a fax machine could register any .gov but they fixed that when there was a news report about it.
      • Insanity4 hours ago
        That's just gambling without any basis for reality though. Not sure if you're actually attributing any weight to random gamblers lol.
      • wavemode3 hours ago
        Taking the opposite side of this bet feels like a free 19% return on your money.
      • nxobject4 hours ago
        Ah, the wisdom of the crowds (of gamblers.)
      • kibwen4 hours ago
        We know for a fact that the US government has no evidence of aliens existing, because there's a 0% chance Trump wouldn't have blabbed about it during his first term.
    • benmanns6 hours ago
      Ask and ye shall receive: https://manifold.markets/benmanns/aliensgov-prop-bets (play money). I set this up so multiple can resolve and other users can add additional speculations.
      • ramon1563 hours ago
        This is so smart. Gambling with fake money.

        I love the idea of polybet but would never invest into it. Gonna check this out

        • tempodox16 minutes ago
          Exprience shows that braindead ideas are great moneymakers.
      • hootz5 hours ago
        Oh my god.

        EDIT: oh it's play money, good website

    • jjmarr6 hours ago
      If it was about extraterrestrial life, there would be a massive insider trade and Polymarket would've climbed. It's been static for the past day.

      https://polymarket.com/event/will-the-us-confirm-that-aliens...

    • crumpled6 hours ago
      et.aliens.gov, mexicans.aliens.gov

      It can do it all!

    • chatmasta4 hours ago
      Who do you think built Chicken Itza?!
      • Insanity4 hours ago
        This gave me a good laugh. I think you got auto-corrected from 'Chichén Itzá', to 'Chicken'.
        • Ccecil3 hours ago
          If you go to the other sites down there (like Tulum) very often you will hear the vendors talk trash about Chichen Itza calling it "Chicken Pizza".
          • Insanity3 hours ago
            Didn't pick up on that when I was there. But I'll say that Chichen is definitely worth a visit and only about a 2h drive from Cancun! You can do a tour with a group like Xcaret so you don't even have to drive there yourself.
        • 3 hours ago
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  • dsabanin6 hours ago
    New distraction is coming in! All eyes on this now!

    Man, they really don't think much of their voter base or ordinary people for that matter.

    • propagandist6 hours ago
      Gas is $4 a gallon?

      We have discovered aliens!

      • ZeroCool2u6 hours ago
        More like over $5.00 per gallon, but your point stands.
        • Joe_Cool6 hours ago
          So normal Europe prices from before this thing. It's up to $8.50 per gallon there now.
          • Detrytus6 hours ago
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            • alecco6 hours ago
              I think it's just normal taxes.
              • Joe_Cool5 hours ago
                Depends on the country but around 40-50% would be taxes, climate compensation and other stuff, yes.
      • landl0rd6 hours ago
        My gas was $3.09/gal this morning

        Still too expensive but not exactly going to bankrupt me.

        • cjk4 hours ago
          $4.50/gal+ as of a couple days ago in Vegas. Probably higher now.
        • callumprentice5 hours ago
          SoCal gas is at least $6.85 a gallon.
          • kjkjadksj4 hours ago
            Not that high. In the 5s.
            • callumprentice4 hours ago
              $6.84999 at the Shell station near my gym this morning.
            • esseph3 hours ago
              That would be double my cost of gas where I am from 2 years ago. That's insane.
        • dsabanin5 hours ago
          $5.5 in PA.
      • 13hunteo6 hours ago
        Cries in UK $8 a gallon
        • loeg6 hours ago
          Your gallons are a bit bigger than US gallons, but not 2x bigger.
      • idiotsecant6 hours ago
        WA state. I would be ecstatic if it was $4.
        • thewebguyd2 hours ago
          Same. I don't think I've seen prices below $4 in seattle since like 2021, with a few exceptions here and there.
    • netsharc6 hours ago
      As Trump said, people won't need to worry about elections after 2024...

      I wonder if Hitler ever said that in the 30s..

      • drstewart4 hours ago
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        • Tostino3 hours ago
          You realize the fall of the Weimar government wasn't instant, right?
          • drstewart3 hours ago
            True, but who knows how long it will take for the EU to fall apart. That's off-topic though.
      • krembo5 hours ago
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        • netsharc5 hours ago
          If you wish to divert from the discussion of whether free and fair elections is still possible in the USA, and would rather enter the meta-discussion, I'll bite, and cite Wikipedia:

          > Godwin's law can be applied mistakenly or abused as a distraction, a diversion, or even censorship, when miscasting an opponent's argument as hyperbole even when the comparison made by the argument is appropriate.

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law

        • jasonlotito5 hours ago
          I mean, the comment is based on what the VP of this administration said about the President.

          And I think considering what this administration has said is important. Do you think otherwise?

        • subscribed4 hours ago
          Ahh, so this is how you stifle the warnings and discontent with the fascist capture of the government? The evidence doesn't matter as long as it's possible to derail the discussion?

          Let me guess, similarly you apply "conspiracy theory" to anything you want to kneecap, is that right?

          Very mature indeed.

  • bombcar6 hours ago
    It's just going to be illegal.aliens.gov :(
    • rvnx6 hours ago
      https://x.com/dhsgov/status/2034000845503693180?s=46

      There is this promotional campaign on-going, it could be related

      https://www.dhs.gov/cbphome

      It seems to be an incentive for voluntarily departure

      • StephenHerlihyy2 hours ago
        I had heard of that but it wasn’t until you posted the link that I actually read through it.

        My question after actually reading it though is simple - how does it prevent fraud? Like you just need GPS and a selfie to verify. No bank account required! Since the nominal case is undocumented you don’t have ground truth to check against. What is stopping someone from using an eSIM, OpenClaw, and an emulator from self-deporting thousands of virtual persona at $2600 profit

        It just seems poorly considered. I don’t know if they really thought this through.

      • rob746 hours ago
        That thing in the lake in the China poster, is that some AI nightmare hybrid between a Japanese Shinto shrine and a Chinese pagoda (EDIT: no, it seems to be real: https://img.visiontimes.com/2022/01/hangzhou-ge36163601_1920... - it's just the color that looks more like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Itsukushima_Shrine_Torii_...)? And of course the Taj Mahal in the India poster only has one tower. But I wouldn't put it past the current administration if they really printed 100,000 of these low-effort AI slop posters. The designer probably got a boatload of money for them too, after all the extremely generous budget increase for ICE has to go somewhere...
      • SV_BubbleTime6 hours ago
        Objectively, which is hard to say because I’m just obviously not in this position, but if I were in the United States legally and I’m looking at three options…

        1. I take self-deportation offer. At Christmas it was $3000 a person, but usually $1000, a commercial plane ticket anywhere, and I can come back to the US upon following the legal method. I can say goodbye to people I can sell my things. I can do this on my own timeline within reason.

        2. I’ve risk it and trying to invade ice for the next three years minimum. If Vance wins, I need to make it to at least 2032 without showing up on any radar. I’m careful and looking over my shoulder constantly and work is a never ending dread.

        3. I am caught by ICE. I have absolutely no claim to stay in the US. I can sit in a detention center while an NGO funded lawyer tells me that I do. And in high likelihood, I am sent back with no money on a cargo jet and I’m banned from the United States forever. This happens at any moment.

        Practically speaking, I just cannot picture taking option two which could be three at any time. The fact is, I would know without a doubt, unfair or not that I am here legally, that my state would apply in any European country as well. I cannot fathom how option one is not the best option. Perhaps I’m too risk adverse.

        • estearum6 hours ago
          "A commercial plane ticket anywhere" != the legal right to go anywhere

          Pretty much you go back to your country of origin

          Typically people take on the immense risk and challenge of leaving their country of origin to come here because their country of origin has really bad problems

          Those problems likely still exist or have gotten worse over the last several years due to (if nothing else) COVID further separating the US economy from the rest of the world's

          • SV_BubbleTime2 hours ago
            > Pretty much you go back to your country of origin

            Is this not just? Is this not what every other country in the world would do? Is there a European country you can stay in illegally? Do any of them run remigration programs with cash and free flights to where you came from?

            • estearuman hour ago
              I didn't say it was unjust, nor did I say it was unique to the US, etc. etc.

              I said that your logic tree elides the fact that they would be going back to a place that they already accepted an immense amount of risk and effort to leave.

              In other words: for many people, the US + ICE risk (relatively low risk of catastrophic outcome) is still far better than their home country (high risk of pretty bad outcome)

        • vablings3 hours ago
          1. You will be deported to your country of origin one way ticket; there is no picking and choosing here 3. If you are detained by ICE even if you do have legal status they will endlessly pressure you into singing away your rights, you will be lucky to even speak to you NGO lawyer because every few days you are shipped between detention locations. Even if you choose to self-deport you have to be detained by ICE and could be in custody for a number of days before you are shipped out of the country. The lawyer is not going to sugar coat your situation but if you want to fight there are legal avenues to do so. Also you cannot be banned from the USA forever the max the DHS can issue is a 10-year ban
          • SV_BubbleTime2 hours ago
            Your number 3 makes no sense, if you have “signed your rights away” why would they move you? For fun?

            But let’s say that’s the case… doesn’t that just prove my point that if you are here illegally, that it make no sense to stay?

            • estearuman hour ago
              Them: If you are detained by ICE even if you do have __legal status__

              You: doesn’t that just prove my point that if you are here __illegally__

              They're talking about the now well-established fact that ICE is pursuing people who have legal status in this country and using all sorts of tricks (both legal and illegal) to prevent them from exercising their rights.

              Here's one example: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detention_of_R%C3%BCmeysa_%C3%...

        • hypeatei5 hours ago
          This administration changes its tune based on what business/tech leaders are telling them[0][1]. There's no doubt that ICE will be used for selective enforcement (as we've seen them used at American protests) but some immigrants are probably staying based on the reality that business interests are more important.

          Also, I would be hesitant to say that immigrants being targeted by ICE are "illegal" as we saw some be detained/deported after speaking out against the war in Gaza[2]. Also, a lot claim asylum at the border which is a legal process.

          > and I can come back to the US upon following the legal method

          That process in reality takes a really long time due to the federal immigration system being strained. The 2024 border bill tried to address this by adding more immigration judges and asylum officers but Trump told Republicans to kill it because it'd make Biden look good. So far all we got was a massive DHS funding increase that allowed Kristi Noem to funnel $100M+ to herself and her friends and kill two American citizens with ICE.

          0: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/15/us/politics/farm-labor-tr...

          1: https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5601588-trump-h1...

          2: https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/2026/03/17/immigrati...

          • SV_BubbleTime2 hours ago
            > The 2024 border bill

            Oh ya, I remember that. The Democrat bill with a few Republicans that conservatives call RINOs on board. Collins, McConnell, Murkowski, etc.

            Again, objectively, it does look bad that bill was to secure the border but Trump Admin seems to have done that without a bill.

            • estearuman hour ago
              > Again, objectively, it does look bad that bill was to secure the border but Trump Admin seems to have done that without a bill.

              This is a matter of simply breaking the law.

              The border is secured in the sense that Trump has made the US such an unappealing destination that fewer people want to risk it. It's a valid strategy (if awful) except in that doing so essentially requires the government to violate laws.

              Turns out it's easy to "solve problems" when you aren't constrained by laws. Not an insight whatsoever.

              Specific laws being violated:

              * Due Process protections

              * Equal Protection

              * Asylum laws

              Actually towards the end of the Biden administration, they engaged in similar law-breaking because immigration was obviously going to be such a political liability going into the election. Those moves have since been found to be illegal: https://www.aclu.org/press-releases/district-court-strikes-d...

              Most of the Trump admin's moves to make the US so unappealing that no one wants to risk coming here will also ultimately be found to be illegal.

    • dizhn6 hours ago
      That subdomain would go well with war.gov too :)
    • owlcompliance6 hours ago
      illegal.aliens.gov/deportations :(
      • pixel_popping5 hours ago
        quick-deport.aliens.gov for a shortcut link (pre-fill info with known browser fingerprints correlated to ID).
    • rob746 hours ago
      Aliens tried to contact us, but Trump's DHS deported them.
    • beanjuiceII6 hours ago
      they'd still be illegal so ya
      • wat100006 hours ago
        We can finally be rid of that menace, Superman.
  • jonny-puma6 hours ago
    Probably related to the bear problems on the moon base: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3o-3pL79O4
  • beej715 hours ago
    If it's for aliens, why does it ask you to verify that you're human? This government makes no sense!
  • wnevets6 hours ago
    Interview with the Press Secretary

    https://youtu.be/nCP3LZoxABs?si=2qspQFC-Imfwy2Ua

  • billpg6 hours ago
    It's a cookbook!
  • layer83 hours ago
    I just realized that Alien Nation was a pun.
  • sebmellen6 hours ago
    And DNS hosted by Cloudflare. Who hosts DNS for other government websites?
  • jbverschoor6 hours ago
    Ah good. So the diversity program is opening soon?
  • ottah5 hours ago
    Remember, alien is also a term also applied to non-us citizen people.
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  • xz18r5 hours ago
    Which will be released in full first, the X-files or the Epstein files?
    • realo3 hours ago
      Still waiting for trump.epstein.gov to come up...
  • HiryuSingh5 hours ago
    also alien.gov, why.gov, ai.gov...
  • ernesto9056 hours ago
    Red herring?
  • eevahr6 hours ago
    aliens.gov is such a bait-y name. What is the requirement to register .gov domains?
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  • bibimsz6 hours ago
    they are trolling us
    • Maken4 hours ago
      More like distracting us.
  • sschueller6 hours ago
    I guess they need more money for an agency that burns it. Using conspiracies to goat the dumbed down public to get the ok to spend more money on a pointless Space Force.
  • whalesalad6 hours ago
    if u want to avoid domaintools captcha noise - https://client.rdap.org/?type=domain&object=aliens.gov&follo...
  • ivanjermakov6 hours ago
    adj. /ˈeɪ.li.ən/

    coming from a different country, race, or group

  • MkeGianni964 hours ago
    counterpoint: this assumes everyone has the same constraints. not always true
  • svidgen5 hours ago
    My guess:

    "Welcome to Aliens.gov -- a friendly guide and reminder to leave."

    ...

    "Ya fired."

  • adamas6 hours ago
    They really want you to forget Epstein
    • LogicFailsMe4 hours ago
      What if Epstein was an alien all along?
  • KernelOwO6 hours ago
    New Epstein files distraction?
  • nunobrito6 hours ago
    Thanks, now I forgot about the files again. Give me the aliens :-)
  • Beestie6 hours ago
    I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.
  • snitzr6 hours ago
    More nonsense.
  • pndy6 hours ago
    What was that card game that supposedly predicted the outcome of the future? Was there revealing the presence of aliens in the deck? /s

    I remember reading shady sites in 00s, where the other side claimed that govts around the world will get along on this idea and with help of elaborated holograms hoax will tell populations that aliens are here among us/are about to invade.

    Here, in the mid-20s it's much cheaper to do that with help of AI. /s

    Anyway, guess it's "some kind of" distraction, again? /s

    • someprick6 hours ago
      Illuminati? That game was ripper. Good times…
  • theturtle6 hours ago
    Fuck CAPTCHAs.
    • pixel_popping5 hours ago
      exactly what a bot would say.
      • cestith2 hours ago
        A bot, sure, but also an extra terrestrial intelligence. Unless we’re talking a Stargate or The Magicians type of scenario where humans exist on a lot of different worlds. After all, they tend to ask you to prove you’re a human.

        If they ask you to prove you’re not a robot, then we get into discussing sentient robots from other worlds.

        What we’d be really interested in proving if we found proof of other intelligent life is personhood.

  • croisillon6 hours ago
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