2 pointsby toomuchtodo9 hours ago2 comments
  • _wire_7 hours ago
    The straight stays closed? This can never happen!

    Dr. President has thought of everything: as long as the bombing continues, morale stays high, and as long as morale stays high, the straight stays open. Elementary.

    And if the straight stays closed, all the better:

    > "The United States is the largest Oil Producer in the World, by far, so when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money," Trump said Thursday on his social media site.