29 pointsby snafu1097 hours ago10 comments
  • bigwheels5 hours ago
    At least the stock went up two bucks after the announcement, $75 -> $77:

    https://www.google.com/search?q=atlassian+stock&rlz=1C5GCEM_...

    Way to go, $TEAM.

  • upghost3 hours ago
    > We are doing this to self-fund further investment in AI and enterprise sales while strengthening our financial profile.

    Some quotes from the video:

    > ...at the same time, we're a people company.

    > Your work will live on in our products.

    > Doing the right thing for Atlassian while acting with humanity and doing the right thing for all those on all sides of this set of decisions.

    Wow. There's a lot to unpack here.

  • lucketone6 hours ago
    Tech company who messes with browser’s ctrl+f should be outcompeted.
    • kermatt2 hours ago
      So should browsers that allow it to be messed with.
  • joeyguerra3 hours ago
    When I see atlassian, I always think of the road to Abilene. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abilene_paradox
  • pprotas6 hours ago
    Won’t even let em keep their laptop
    • steve_adams_865 hours ago
      I suspect their equipment is worth a lot more than $1000 USD. Bummer.
  • lovich3 hours ago
    > We are doing this to self-fund further investment in AI and enterprise sales, while strengthening our financial profile.

    > Our approach is not “AI replaces people”.

    So I guess we’re only one step away from Andors “They don’t even bother to lie to us badly” given how bald faced this lie is.

  • mpalmer3 hours ago
    > Our approach is not “AI replaces people”.

    > But [..] AI does[..] change the [..] number of roles required in certain areas.

    I can't believe how little this is paraphrasing it.

  • Trasmatta6 hours ago
    > We are doing this to self-fund further investment in AI and enterprise sales, while strengthening our financial profile.

    I'm sure it's such a relief to the humans being fired that their salaries will be used for AI and enterprise sales.

    • lxgr6 hours ago
      If that's the reason, I much prefer executives being transparent about it, rather than sugar coating or outright making up excuses.
  • Postosuchus5 hours ago
    Oh no! Yet another "difficult but right decision" (tm) to self-fund further investment in AI.