I built siteroaster.vercel.app. It’s definitely not some polished SaaS tool, it’s pretty janky, and the code is probably holding on by a thread but it's actually pretty funny.
Basically, you just drop a URL in, and it gives you super aggressive, unhinged feedback on the design/UI, copywriting, SEO etc.
No sign-ups, no ads, completely free. I just hosted it on Vercel for fun.
Thought some of you might get a laugh out of it. Run your own side project through it, or drop Apple's website in there, whatever.
Let me know what the most brutal roast it gives you is (or if you manage to completely break the site, which is honestly highly likely).