I just think it's an interesting concept, to make news less shitty/more engaging - what do you think? /shrug
> "Hermione, stop juggling those Bertie Bott’s—listen!"
> “…and I’m tellin’ ya, pardner, I never laid eyes on that ornery varmint,”
> “Team, I just heard about the Great Beige Sweater Incident—my new sister-in-law’s gift got dyed!