Apparently my somewhat forced attempt to liken Donald to Adolf has been outdone by reality.
And why not? It's strategically located, rich in natural resources, and...
Until, well, you actually visit the place and realize that 95% of its surface area is pretty much inhabitable and its population centers are pretty much indefensible, on account of being, well, fishing villages.
One entirely caused by Hitler, of course, but a real one.