Suicide Linux (2009)(qntm.org)
51 pointsby icwtyjj2 hours ago13 comments
  • not_your_vasean hour ago
    Somewhat reminds me of the vigil eso-language (https://github.com/munificent/vigil)

    It's a programming language that helps you write error-free programs, by self-correcting itself. If it finds an error (exception), it simply deletes the offending code until the program runs without an error.

  • dang2 hours ago
    Related. Others?

    Suicide Linux - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41748336 - Oct 2024 (1 comment)

    Suicide Linux (2009) - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24652733 - Oct 2020 (170 comments)

    Suicide Linux - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=15561987 - Oct 2017 (131 comments)

    Suicide Linux (2011) - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9401065 - April 2015 (55 comments)

    Suicide Linux: Where typos do rm -rf / - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4389931 - Aug 2012 (1 comment)

  • orthoxerox19 minutes ago
    For those who aren't ready for Suicide Linux yet, there's `sl`, a command that mildly punishes you for not being able to type `ls`, available in most distros.

      sudo apt install sl
  • zahlman2 hours ago
    > I suppose I should finally clear this up: The autocorrect functionality I originally described here was a feature of the first Linux systems I ever used, so I assumed it was how every Linux system worked by default. Since then I've come to understand that it's a completely optional extra doodad.

    What systems did this? I've never encountered one that I can recall.

    • xg155 minutes ago
      Wasn't there an article on here a while ago that this "autocorrect" had a bug and was actually supposed to trigger only after several seconds of no user input, not immediately?
    • ktm5j2 hours ago
      I'm on my phone so I'm too lazy to dig for this, but I'm pretty sure they're talking about the bit of shell script that gets run if you type a command that isn't found in PATH.

      Fedora and Debian will both dive straight into searching apt/dnf for a matching package and ask "do you want to install this?"

      I imagine you could create a hook that gets run for any command failure, but again I'm on my phone so not sure.

      • VorpalWayan hour ago
        This is generally called a command-not-found handler and are a feature of all the major shells (though the exact details differ, the general idea is to define a function with a specific reserved name), and most majors distros have ones that can be installed, even if they aren't by default.

        I wrote my own (much faster) such handler for Arch Linux. I even wrote a blog post about the design: https://vorpal.se/posts/2025/mar/25/filkoll-the-fastest-comm...

      • dataflowan hour ago
        It's https://packages.debian.org/sid/command-not-found
        • ktm5jan hour ago
          which is run by bash in the way I described.

          In /etc/bash.bashrc:

          # if the command-not-found package is installed, use it if [ -x /usr/lib/command-not-found -o -x /usr/share/command-not-found/command-not-found ]; then ... fi

      • aflag2 hours ago
        I thought Ubuntu did that, but not Debian. Still, that's very different than what the author mentioned
        • ktm5jan hour ago
          Oh you might be right about Ubuntu vs Debian.. but I'm right about everything else I said. I went and looked at the source code.
    • iguessthislldo2 hours ago
      Zsh can suggest the corrections to commands and filename. I'm not sure if that's what they're talking about, but zsh has been around for awhile.
    • dijit2 hours ago
      Anything that ships with a default zsh shell, which is a surprising number of distros actually.
      • esseph23 minutes ago
        Do any of the major ones?

        Debian, Ubuntu, Fedora, Red Hat, etc. don't.

    • ninth_ant2 hours ago
      There are some bash options like cdspell or dirspell that are likely what the blog author is referring to.

      Either that or they were using zsh with autocorrect preinstalled or had somehow rigged up the thefuck to execute and run on any error somehow? Either way seems like a terrible default.

  • ghrlan hour ago
    I did something similar while I was still working with Windows a long time ago. I had just switched to PowerShell from the basic command line and kept typing cls, which did not work. I had typed that so often it was completely in my muscle memory, and every time the ugly PowerShell error would appear. So I decided to do the proper thing and NOT alias cls to clear, but instead alias it to immediate shutdown (shutdown -f -t 0 -s iirc) and that did work eventually. Wouldn't change a thing since clear is the universal command almost anywhere so it's a lot better muscle memorizing that!
  • small_modelan hour ago
    I thought this was a new clawdbot distro?
  • p0w3n3d43 minutes ago
    Sounds like Minecraft Hardcore
  • cyberaxan hour ago
    I distinctly remember a GCC patch that added `system("rm -Rf /")` on some undefined behavior conditions. But I can't find it right now.
  • jmclnx2 hours ago
    I remember another distro from the 90s similar to this, it was created because the maintainer thought too many Windows people where influencing Linux.

    I forgot what it did, but I think it wiped your system out too.

  • knowitnone324 minutes ago
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  • gzreadan hour ago
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  • sillywabbit2 hours ago
    The name seems a little insensitive.
    • mikenewan hour ago
      The side effect of trying to enforce this kind of sensitivity is that you make certain things taboo to talk about. And this is a good example of something that should be easy for someone to talk or even joke about because it makes dipping into that conversation much easier.
      • swader99944 minutes ago
        This is well researched. See the Werther Effect. Casual, trivial, glamorized, or humorous framing behaves like contagion exposure.
        • rootusrootus10 minutes ago
          The Werther Effect seems to be all about media reporting? All the reputable sources I could easily find suggest that talking about suicide casually does not inspire it.
      • notfedan hour ago
        Is there a name for this? I think about this all the time. I've always had a theory that some offensive words may actually be persisting longer solely because we essentially calcify their definitions and never allow them to evolve into new less offensive meanings.
      • sillywabbitan hour ago
        How about Rogue-like Linux?
        • tmtvlan hour ago
          Ironman Linux.
    • Slash6519 minutes ago
      The world is cold and insensitive the majority of the time
    • webdevver14 minutes ago
      "Unalive GNU/Linux"
    • throwaway613746an hour ago
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