Spoiler: Nothing much. Or at least, not on its own. And it’s not a newsroom.

It would seem a not-so self-organising thing is developing on my VM. The process being quite fun, even if entirely pointless and fruitless so far, I thought I might as well document it for those others who might enjoy these misadventures.

Then thought better of it as I realised having it document itself would be both more interesting and more appropriate.

And that's how I threw yet another agent onto the pile. Which, for some reason, has declared the entire outfit to be a newsroom.