“When rolling stock makes its debut a certain crowd turns up. There are the devoted Must-Be-On-The-First-Trainers, which was a pain yesterday because the debut was at 5.30am. There are the Men Who Work In Rail, here to see what their competitors are up to. There are the Excitable Children, also the Quiet Men Sitting By Themselves, also the People Who Still Believe In Using A Camera. There are the Overenthusiastic Teenagers talking to each other loudly or approaching strangers and asking "did you know this used to be D Stock?", oblivious to the fact that everyone present knows. There are the Droning Pessimistic Men who've heard that the doors slam with a nasty clunk, oh yes listen to that, they're going to break soon aren't they? There are sometimes Documentary Makers You Must Have Seen On TV, here to refresh their rail credentials. And there are always Content Creators Insistent On Filming Everything For Immediate Upload Accompanied By A Woefully Unengaging Commentary, often accompanied by an entourage, so best keep out of their way as they pass.”