First the Uk government banned Bitcoin ATM's so that the average person could not buy bitcoin from the local shop, unless you gave up your ID, bank account details and passport to register at an online casino.

By then, all the rich wankers had bought all the bitcoin, so they now bring in a law to protect the rich cunts and suddenly its a criminal offence to steal bitcoin.

In 2016 bitcoin was £400. A rich cunt could afford to buy 10 of them with the small change in their back pockets.

Forward to today, bitcoin is about £90,000 each.

10*90000 = £900,000 just under a million quid.

Tax them fuckers that's what I say, Unearned income tax at 50% and build some council houses for the poor