31 pointsby keepamovin5 hours ago10 comments
  • keepamovin5 hours ago
    prompt: in the vein of our classic Gemiini Pro 3 hallucinates the HN front page 10 years from now, or HN front page right now, but the titles are honest. Please scrape the HN front page RIGHT NOW and make honest titles. Here's a preview: <... snip ... >

    This is actually a 2-shot. I asked Gemini Pro 3 to turn it up to 11. If you want the less savage, more anodyne 1st-version...I posted that too.

  • rektlessness4 hours ago
    Truly savage. Well done. Lots of laughs. Way funnier than my contribution, which is probably why mine hasn't picked up any traction yet. Would be interesting to read a brief once your Story hits 50+ comments.

    https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46765448

    • keepamovin3 hours ago
      OK! I will write one up when we get a bit higher. edit: I don't think we will be going higher. The mods and some in the community are tired of this kind of thing.
  • jmward014 hours ago
    This made me click on several HN posts I totally wouldn't have otherwise. I gotta say, it nails the titles! Great work!
    • keepamovin3 hours ago
      This is one of the things I love about these kind of posts. Some other people have said this before: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46328667

      I actually feel it's really sweet and touching that that's an impact, but also think that it's a really important thing. Also, yep GP3 is great at jokes!

  • prodigycorp4 hours ago
    These HN spoofs are quickly becoming the lowest of form of content slop that people know will get a ton of karma.

    This has to be at least the fifth or sixth in a month or two?

    C'mon keepamovin. I know you know how easy it is for this type of stuff to get karma.

  • Bendy18 minutes ago
    Love it, all that’s missing is n-gate style summaries of the articles and comments.
  • treetalker2 hours ago
    ROFL:

    > Skåpa, a parametric 3D printing app like an IKEA manual

    > Show HN: Hybrid Markdown Editing

    > Palantir Defends Work with ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti

    JK, those are real posts

  • lo_zamoyski4 hours ago
    This is hilarious.
    • keepamovin3 hours ago
      I am so happy to know you guys are enjoying it
  • silexia4 hours ago
    Great work, this is funny!

    I saw a way too soon joke in this vein of savage humor earlier today...

    "What do you think of the work ICE is doing in Minnesota?" Pretti Good.

  • bitwize4 hours ago
    An internet posts their own, LLM-generated and therefore far less funny, take on n-gate.com, long after n-gate is dead. Hackernews waxes nostalgic about a site deemed not to promote the kind of discussion they want to see when it was still alive.
  • AndrewKemendo4 hours ago
    As a regular poster for 14 years this is really great and nails the vibe.

    The “fights” for threads is chefkiss

    Also “Postgres cult celebrates death of another vector database” was so spot on

    I looked for the meta post name but looks like it hasn’t updated yet.

    I’ll be interested to see if there’s a recursion that turns into the singularity

    • keepamovin3 hours ago
      Thank you, bud! If I can convince the mods to let it rise naturally, I will do an update where it will skewer itself on the front page.

      edit: I failed! The mods and some in the community are tired of this kind of thing.