How?
This just seems like a database?
I feel you're missing the key point of why a lot of people LIKE remote work. It doesn't tie you up into making forced relationships with others that you don't have to and can just focus on getting things done.
Now, you might say, but what if you are making genuine relationships with others that you do like? Then I would say it's just friendship 1.0, not something inorganic like this.
it is deeper than having lunch.