Anything but the highest capability possible is unacceptable. Just ask the Highway Patrol officer with the flashing light.

Drive maximally safe: The life you save may be mine.

Smokey says: "Pay Elon or pay the court."

"I think the most profound thing is that if you buy a Tesla today, I believe you are buying an appreciating asset – not a depreciating asset." - Musk, 2019

How much would a chauffeur cost?

This article is from 2026, but it feels like it should have a 2013 tag. It’s been 13 years since Elon Musk first said SAE Level 5 was only one to three years away.

So, Elon now calls the product “supervised Full Self Driving”.

What’s next? “alloyed Pure Gold”, at only 80% of the market price for gold?