Every developer has a complicated relationship with their programming languages
Track list: - QBasic: First crush, childhood wonder, the magic of making the screen respond - HTML: Puppy love with an identity crisis - JavaScript: The wild one you can't quit despite the drama - CSS: Beautiful disaster, specificity nightmares - PHP: Everyone's embarrassed ex that still powers half the web - Java: Old reliable, verbose but faithful - SQL: True love, queries of the heart - Python: The easy one, smooth relationship everyone envies - Ruby: The elegant one, developer happiness - The C Family: Epic duet spanning three generations - TypeScript: JavaScript grew up and found structure - Bash: Pipes and dreams, terminal romance - DOS Batch: Memory lane, autoexec.bat nostalgia - Go: The simple one, opinionated and clear - Kotlin: Java but actually fun - Swift: The Apple of my eye - Rust: The strict one who makes you better - Assembly: The deepest connection, speaking directly to the machine - POSIX: Who needs a language when you have stdin and stdout - Every Language: They all have their place