Here's mine: https://johnfaucett.com/articles/2025/12-31-aphorisms

I haven't looked but I'd imagine they are not so unique and others have come up with similar things before. Personally, I did like this one though:

"The question is the only animal which gives birth to itself."

All easy buttons are traps disguised as easy buttons.

on Victorian brutality

Spare the rod, spoil the child.

A few of Lacan's,

The Other does not exist.

Desire is the desire of the Other.

We are all mad here.

The universe is the flower of rhetoric.