Wow, they even deliver on the “in a vacuum” bit
I get the joke, but that's not really what modeling means. There's no "only" determination here.
So sure, the researchers devised a model, in which the cows were spherical and in a vacuum. That produced a solution, but there's nothing to show that solution would work less in an air environment with regular cows [1].
I bring this up only because elsewhere here is a discussion of computer fundamentals (and their lack in juniors / self taught folk, and AI output). The quote above is logically flawed (likely on purpose to create the joke) but understanding that it is a logical joke may not be obvious to everyone.
[1] to show that they would have to build a model with air and meat to show the solution fails, at which point the original model would be discarded.
You only have to show that it fails for square (or any non-spherical shape) cow in vacuum or for spherical cow in air.
Maybe "Space Performance [something ... something] Optimization for Weightlessness"?