185 pointsby keepamovina day ago33 comments
  • mbsa7a day ago
    My favorite so far is “Delty (YC X25) Is Hiring and You Probably Aren't Qualified”.
  • keepamovina day ago
    I felt the front page was too calm. I fixed it. YOU WON'T BELIEVE NUMBER 4.

    Prompt: Remember this classic? <snip ... Hacker News 10 Years in Future > OK, i have a new idea. want to try? "Offtopic but this title makes me want to create an alternate-universe version of the HN front page where every title is shrill/spectacular/hysterical/urgent/clickbaity. Such as: The Absolute State of the Kernel Rust Experiment Right Now And every comment has its confidence/aggressiveness taken up to 11 (tho still within site rules)." And the HN front page right now is: <snip>

    • CamelCaseNamea day ago
      I love it, this is great. Thanks for posting!
  • Tepixa day ago
    Hey, wait a minute. I think we got something here! What we need is the reverse, i.e. a LLM that recognizes clickbait and "tames" it (ideally by providing the information in the headline, like Techmeme does [kudos to them]).
    • proxa day ago
      https://www.bullshitremover.com/

      I have a lot of fun with this.

      • gpderettaa day ago
        it is not very good at removing nonsense from OP's page :(.
    • 2026iknewita day ago
      I had another idea about the same topic a few weeks ago: Creating a news side which uses the clickbait strategy to only share positive news or mentaly opening up news:

      “They Said Immigration Was a Crisis — Then THIS Happened to Jobs, Growth, and Local Communities”

      “Everyone Expected Chaos… Instead This City Welcomed Newcomers and Its Economy EXPLODED”

      “Doctors, Teachers, Builders: The ‘Immigration Problem’ Quietly Fixed a Problem No One Talks About”

      “This ‘Risky’ Policy Was Supposed to Fail — Now Other Countries Are Rushing to Copy It”

      “From ‘Unmanageable’ to Unstoppable: How One Tough Challenge Became a Surprising Success Story”

    • password4321a day ago
      This is a great idea: applying LLMs for the benefit of those I care about against the armies of tech company PhD's working to capture their attention.

      Actually worth a shot, thanks!

    • poulpy123a day ago
      There is a browser extension that does it for YouTube (but crowdsourced)
  • bryanhogana day ago
    This is amazing

    Edit: Just found out HN deletes emojis!

    ---

    On a more serious note, it's a bit sad how close this is to actual algorithm-driven social media or news-based platforms.

    • dkdcioa day ago
      > algorithm-driven

      hackernews is algorithm-driven too; the difference is incentives (namely paid ads)

      • bryanhogana day ago
        Yes, that's true, thanks for highlighting.

        Should instead say personalised algorithms and targeted ads.

        • dkdcioa day ago
          np, it is a hobby horse of mine to point this out in case people are reading and haven’t thought about the difference in some of these algorithms and others
    • 20after4a day ago
      It's kind of sad how close this is to actual hacker news headlines.
      • Cthulhu_a day ago
        Actual HN headlines should be the actual headlines of the linked articles, what actual examples are you thinking of though?
        • IAmBrooma day ago
          Perhaps the ones that are clickbait in the original?
  • nottorpa day ago
    Click to find out how much my blood pressure went up when reading this!
    • gpderettaa day ago
      I feel tired just for looking at that page.
      • nottorpa day ago
        Oh no it was funny once. Wouldn't look at it daily though.
  • netsharca day ago
    Breaking: Huffington Post buys Hacker News.

    At least the HuffPo of the last decade was like this. They haven't been relevant for many years it seems.

    As to its founder: http://www.thestacksreader.com/the-many-faces-of-arianna/

  • Perhaps we need one that does the opposite, for the real site
  • ctrlmetaa day ago
    Totally unreadable with the all caps. I guess that's the point.

    This kind of thing is fun once. And it was fun when the AI-generated fake HN was posted last week.

    But there's no need to upvote this kind of stuff to front page every week. The novelty wears off. It gets boring and silly pretty quickly.

    • danga day ago
      > This kind of thing is fun once. And it was fun when the AI-generated fake HN was posted last week.

      Yes, this is always the dynamic with follow-ups. Curiosity value diminishes sharply with repetition. More here: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46329337

    • orpheaa day ago
      It's boring and silly for you. There are always lucky 10,000.
      • danga day ago
        That's true and there are at least two disjoint subsets:

        (1) people who didn't see the original post from last week (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46205632), for whom the follow-up is therefore new and interesting;

        (2) people who did see the original post but appreciate the follow-ups as fun and amusing variations on the theme, and therefore want them on the frontpage.

        But from a moderation point of view we can't prioritize either of those cases, since doing so would be globally suboptimal, i.e. they would make the site less interesting overall in the long run. This is where it's handy to know what one is optimizing for (https://hn.algolia.com/?dateRange=all&page=0&prefix=true&sor...) and to have clear principles which support it (more on this at https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46329337).

        Of course, there is always room for occasional exceptions—we don't want to apply the "avoid repetition" principle too repetitively!—but they have to be limited, or the principle no longer holds.

        If you* imagine a topic X that you don't find extra interesting, and then consider how much more annoying each Xi in the sequence X1, X2,... becomes if the deltas between Xi and Xi+1 get too small, and then remember that people have quite different feelings about which topics deserve or don't deserve extra attention, it becomes clear that the global optimization is to downweight follow-ups generally. I'm writing this in haste so I hope it makes sense!

        * (I don't mean you personally, but anyone here)

      • ctrlmetaa day ago
        Of course it is boring and silly for me. That's why I commented. The downvotes show the community agrees with you and disagrees with me. That's fine. I'm here to speak my opinion. I'm not here to speak your opinion.

        I know about lucky 10000. It's the XKCD joke that is increasingly being used as an excuse to support every low-effort banal post. It's like modus operandus now. Party A makes a low-effort banal post. Party B questions why a banal post deserves to be on the front page. Party C says 'lucky 10000'.

        There may be lucky 10000 but it's boring and silly for me. Good for the lucky 10000, but it's distracting to me when this kind of AI spam hits the front page every week. Show HN posts already gets special appearance at /show which I think is enough for this kind of stuff.

    • 2026iknewita day ago
      Yes but this is a different experiment
      • ctrlmetaa day ago
        It is and I said as much. I'm sure these experiments are fun for the creator. From the downvotes I'm getting, I'm sure it's fun for the community too. It was fun for me too the first time. It's not fun if this type of experiments are on the front page every week. There's already a good home for these posts at /show. Pages can reach /show without reaching front page. This could have been one of them. But anyway others here disagree with me. So I'll go take a break now.
  • noosphra day ago
    This feels like a 6/10 on the scale of hysterical clickbait headlines I see on YouTube.
    • keepamovina day ago
      Please help us improve it.
    • Cthulhu_a day ago
      ...GONE SEXUAL!

      But more seriously, get off youtube or curate your stream if this is a common thing. I thankfully don't get it much myself.

  • hackerbeata day ago
    These are things that bring a lot of joy, just like the funny quotes on https://wordgag.com/
  • debo_a day ago
    > MATHEMATICS IS BROKEN (Until Now): Go From Zero to QED or Go Home

    If my mathematics degree had been framed this way, I probably would have enjoyed it more.

    • a day ago
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    • debo_a day ago
      WORK FOR GODS
  • adlpza day ago
    I felt literal pain. Not kidding.

    There's something to investigate here.

    Made me notice I'm actually exposed to very similar crap on other places. Scary.

    • alphadelphia day ago
      yes, the good news is that once recognized the pattern we can work in the opposite direction
  • Orasa day ago
    Could be renamed HNX as these are the posts I see trending on X (twitter)
  • NitpickLawyera day ago
    So you've recreated /r/technology ? :)
    • Cthulhu_a day ago
      MIND BLOWING DISCOVERY CREATES INFINITE ENERGY AND CURES CANCER at least 10x a day.
      • user_7832a day ago
        * Disclaimer: in mice, of course.

        What's actually mind-blowing is how mice aren't already living till an age of 100. I mean, they've literally cured cancer, what's your excuse now, huh?

        • IAmBrooma day ago
          No dementia, no osteoporosis, more muscled. Every single white mouse in the world should be Mighty Mouse.
  • frereubua day ago
    I love this, thank you for a good belly laugh.
  • wkjagta day ago
    I don't always like HN titles but this made me realize it can be a whole lot worse. Thanks for this.
  • felineflocka day ago
    Reads very much like the Drudge Report, just needs the same diagramming style.
  • gnabgiba day ago
    This is very close to your submission last week (3345 points, 977 comments) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46205632
  • integralida day ago
    Hacker News, but every headline is hysterical clickbait: https://news.ycombinator.com/
  • marstalla day ago
    some of these are better headlines tho
  • qiinea day ago
    wait "19th Century Telegraph Chess" ??
  • wattzeea day ago
    This is great.
  • DivingForGolda day ago
    Well, in reality, the amount of abusive publishers submitting articles with PAYWALLS is getting absurd on HN.

    HN ought to indicate these titles in ALL RED.

    WSJ, FT, BLM, too many to count.

    • IAmBrooma day ago
      Thank god for archiv replies.
  • fifticona day ago
    you created .. The Registry?!
  • classifieda day ago
    Some of the headlines are pure gold. Is this page live-updated? I can feel an addiction sneaking up on me…

    Some platforms might buy this as an engagement booster.

  • andrewstuarta day ago
    I like it.

    It’s better.

  • Hamukoa day ago
    10/10, no notes.
  • touwera day ago
    Love it!
  • wkjagta day ago
    Right now on page 2 of actual HN: "how to hack discord, vercel and more with one easy trick". For a moment I thought I was still on clickbait HN.
  • krappa day ago
    The icon for this needs to be the meme of Elmo in front of fire.
  • bentobeana day ago
    Now all we need is a thumbnail next to each headline showing the author making some stupid face.
    • Cthulhu_a day ago
      Gotta have the digital laugh track analogue to show people how to react.

      (I'm not kidding, a ton of people will watch e.g. movie trailers or live streamed events through one of many reaction streamers so they get prompted on how to feel. I hated laugh tracks back then, I hate reaction streamers now, let me have my own feelings!)

  • rudolftheonea day ago
    Absolutely disgusting! Love it!
  • latentseaa day ago
    Thanks. I hate it.